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Most Useless Superhero Powers
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the ability to create peace in the world
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18 / M / Your Dreams
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piss on command and for as long as desired
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The ability to use x-ray vision.

The ability to make paint from water.

The ability to whistle quietly.
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PinkFrostedCupCake wrote:

The ability to levitate, but never fly.

The ability to perfectly replicate any animal call on earth.

The ability to make milk go sour/ curdle with your eyes.

The ability to speak backwards constantly.

The ability to become slightly stronger with the consumption of fecal matter. POOP-EYE. lolololol

The ability to grow extremely long eyelashes.

The ability to transform into a honey comb at will.

Being able to summon a dirt clod wherever you may be.

The ability to turn your own teeth black.

The ability to salivate food coloring.

The ability to become short-sighted.

I love everyone's posts so far, btw. <3




ok on a serious note we may all be able to become slightly stronger with the consumption of fecal matter. cause hands-up whos actually ate sh*t to know?
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Ryuichi-momiji wrote:

ok on a serious note we may all be able to become slightly stronger with the consumption of fecal matter. cause hands-up whos actually ate sh*t to know?


Matt Damon Knows all about eating Fecal Matter.
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24 / M / on your lap, purring
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I can turn anyone within 10 miles gay for 5 minutes
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I'd like to take existing (in comic books) powers that are useless and state them

super smell
super psychosis (Grant Morison explains this is what the joker has in his run of batman -.- )
growing your entire body proportionately to 100 times it's normal size
being a giant manbat permanently
turning your whole body to diamond so someone else can use you as a beating stick

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Posted 7/22/12
Ant man. 'Nuff said. He is tiny, and can control a few ants...They arn't even the Indiana Jones ants either...

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24 / M
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The power to spontaneously combust while having no immunity to fire
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The power to be invisible only when no one is watching, from mysterymen. Those guys were cool.
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27 / M / Gotham City
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Posted 7/23/12
The ability to make it look like you're wearing cheap knock-offs when you're really wearing designer clothes.
Posted 7/31/12
The ability to make boogers come out of your nose and get flung at other people.
The ability to make it look like you're wearing clothes but you're actually naked.
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ForsakenAngel wrote:

the ability to create peace in the world


uhhh....

the ability to end world hunger, because we like to let people starve to death....
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 7/31/12
The ability to hang out with the avian homies when reminiscing about old times:

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the ability to look at everything upside down
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