Most Useless Superhero Powers

The ability to copy other's super human powers, but you are the only super human on earth.

The ability to know what's on TV at any moment on any channel, but you work 14 hour days and sleep another 8.

To only know how your own death will happen but not when.

To know how fix any problem, only after it's too late to do any good. 20/20 hindsight sucks all the time

To survive the vacuum of space, and nothing else.

Telepathic communication with jellyfish.

	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/1/12 making your blood turn to lava, not just part of it but all of it... so u cn't just fling it and just have that part turn to lava.... sooo u'd die
	Report to Moderator Edward ScissorHands!!! ... ... ... ... you rang? џ(ºДºџ)
bemused_Bohemian 54507 cr points Send Message: 65 / M / Columbia, MO Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/1/12 Sub-Zero121 wrote: The ability to use x-ray vision. The ability to make paint from water. The ability to whistle quietly.
	Report to Moderator Truckstop food IS good food. MYTH: the universal language.
quinsieVll 18925 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / USA Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/1/12 the ablity to turn purple the ablity to change the color of your pee the ablity to make grass grow a touch faster than normal the ablity to create a slow breeze the ablity to change the smell of anyone farts to the smell peaches and cream the ablity to run sideways
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nex564 2950 cr points Send Message: 17 / M / Texas Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/1/12 hmm the power to spit out cow shit........
	Report to Moderator Who can't wait for the Star Driver Movie? and the Code Geuss Movie either.
LOSazimuth 9974 cr points Send Message: 20 / M / San Diego, USA Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/2/12 The ability to point out the obvious, obviously.
	Report to Moderator Thinking of something cool to say...
tarakelly 44103 cr points Send Message: 51 / F / Atlanta GA Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/3/12 Obama or o'butta
	Report to Moderator If can’t poke fun at yourself do not poke fun at other good chance you’ll loose
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Coldey 9022 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/3/12 The ability to not shit my pants after 2 cups of coffee.
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Winterfells 9044 cr points Send Message: 26 / M / Gotham City Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/5/12 The ability to make witty anime references at will.
	Report to Moderator Winter Is Coming.
becauseshutup 12462 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/5/12 The ability to reblog things on tumblr without actually touching your mouse or keyboard.
	Report to Moderator moved
Kriminology_ 347 cr points Send Message: M / CEO / Creative Di... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/5/12 The ability to read peoples minds, only when people think about dogs/cats.
	Report to Moderator Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
Banned -Vega- 31428 cr points Send Message: 32 / M / The Universal Con... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/5/12 There is no such thing as useless, people.
	Report to Moderator I can already control reality with my mind, banning me is pointless.
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psychotron81 23258 cr points Send Message: 32 / M / Central Texas Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/5/12 Larliet wrote: The ability to bleed out of your crotch, every month. Lmao I can't top this
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AlexizRogue 6060 cr points Send Message: 20 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/5/12 The power to read your own mind.
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Winterfells 9044 cr points Send Message: 26 / M / Gotham City Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/5/12 AlexizRogue wrote: The power to read your own mind. Haha, nice, I think this is one of the funnier ones.
	Report to Moderator Winter Is Coming.
NoBreyner 51278 cr points Send Message: 37 / M / Where the heart is Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/5/12, edited 8/5/12 The ability to copy other's super human powers, but you are the only super human on earth. The ability to know what's on TV at any moment on any channel, but you work 14 hour days and sleep another 8. To only know how your own death will happen but not when. To know how fix any problem, only after it's too late to do any good. 20/20 hindsight sucks all the time To survive the vacuum of space, and nothing else. Telepathic communication with jellyfish.
	Report to Moderator I gots internet, YAY!

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