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Chuck Norris doesn't have a tv, He has a mirror instead.
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but that is a punch! not a roundhouse kick!
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Posted 6/26/12
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes Satan blush in bed.


tantallous wrote:

but that is a punch! not a roundhouse kick!


Shhhh!
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Posted 6/27/12

hongyinyu wrote:

Chuck Norris is so bad he makes Satan blush in bed.


tantallous wrote:

but that is a punch! not a roundhouse kick!


Shhhh!


that was good!
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When Chuck Norris disarms someone, they literally lose their arms.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper was just too afraid to tell him.
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Posted 8/3/12
heck he still living, and dose not use a walker to get around
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Posted 8/3/12
Chuck Norris is so gay he fucked himself.
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Posted 8/3/12
chuck norris doesn't eat food. the food asks if it can go in to chuck norris' mouth.
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Chuck Norris was born as Carlos Ray Norris. He started using the name 'Chuck' when he joined the Air Force.

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Posted 8/3/12
Chuck Norris once set a lake on fire.
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In 1969, Norris made his acting debut in the Dean Martin film The Wrecking Crew.

In June 1970, his younger brother Wieland, a private in the 101st Airborne Division, was killed in Vietnam while on patrol in the defense of Firebase Ripcord.[14] Norris later dedicated his Missing in Action films to his brother's memory. At a martial arts demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met the soon-to-be famous martial artist Bruce Lee. In 1972 he acted as Lee's nemesis in the movie Way of the Dragon (titled Return of the Dragon in its U.S. distribution), which is widely credited with launching him toward stardom.[49] In Asia, Norris is still known primarily for this role. In 1974, McQueen encouraged him to begin acting classes at MGM.

Norris' first starring role was 1977's Breaker! Breaker!, and subsequent films such as Good Guys Wear Black (1978), The Octagon (1980), An Eye for an Eye (1981), and Lone Wolf McQuade proved his increasing box office bankability. In 1984, Norris starred in Missing in Action, the first of a series of Rambo-inspired POW rescue fantasies themed around the Vietnam War POW/MIA issue that were produced by Israeli cousins Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus and released under their Cannon Films banner. The film, however, was criticized heavily as being a preemptive cash-in on the Rambo film series.[15][16] Contrary to reports, Norris publicly said he was never offered the part of the Sensei of the Cobra Kai dojo in the film The Karate Kid.

Over the next four years, Norris became Cannon's most prominent star, appearing in eight films, including Code of Silence, The Delta Force, and Firewalker, in which he co-starred with Academy Award winner Louis Gossett, Jr.. Many of the aforementioned films were produced by Chuck Norris's brother Aaron, as were several episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger. In 1986, he was involved in the production of the Ruby Spears cartoon Karate Kommandos.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths
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