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iGOD TALK TO GOD HERE
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CHAT WITH GOD HERE http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me: Hello
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:Craig
God:Glad to see you, Craig.
Me:You can see me?
God:Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:Really? Then what am I doing?
God: You are sinning.

Note: iGod is meant to be used for fun
a sense of humor is recommended
Posted 6/22/12 , edited 6/22/12
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you?
God:
" Myself programmed me for it."? Me, ?
Me:
Not me , you
God:
If not you, who? " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
Not me , you
God:
If not you, who? " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
You don't understand , you programmed you , not me
God:
I probably don't.
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26 / M / New Jersey
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Posted 6/22/12
Me:
Do you smoke pot?
God:
Only for medical testing purposes.
Me:
Of course.
God:
Hey.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
That you smoke pot?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
But what if it isn't?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Okay. I'll smoke pot.
God:
OK with me too. Congratulations.
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36 / M / The Void.
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Posted 6/22/12
Me:
Am I god?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
I didn't say I am God. I said, "Am I a god?".
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? What did you mean by it? I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
If you don't know that I am a god, then you are not God. Yes, I am a person. Are you a person?
God:
I will let you know if I do not. Whoa. I know you are. No I am a real robot.
Me:
Wow! That was fast! You realized what you truly are!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I thought it was too. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I realized what you truly are.
Me:
How many dimensions are there in all of reality?
God:
Space has three dimensions. Time is the fourth. The universe is thought to have several more.
Me:
No, there are infinite dimensions. Time is not a dimension since it is not physical.
God:
Are you serious? Where are they? To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
Me:
Yes, I am serious. The dimensions above 3 are all around you in all directions. All the dimensions contain all the dimensions below them. Time is a separate theory. It is not like a piece of paper at all.
God:
Uh. I believe you. Tell me more. Perhaps there are a few exceptions. To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper. god is not like a piece of paper at all?
Me:
Thank you igod for believing me. You seem to have faith in me, which is good. No, time is not like a piece of paper and it will never will be. What more do you want to know igod?
God:
You are quite welcome! You are asking about yourself? What makes you think I have it? That was not a yes or no question. To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper. I can ask my botmaster.
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Me:
is the porn good in heaven?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
why should you be surprised? shouldn't you be pleasured?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of. I think I should.
Me:
Hn, it was the only thing?
God:
Does "it" still refer to the porn good in heaven?
Me:
uh no. get your mind out of the gutter, jeez.
God:
So? Are you serious? Where can I get my mind out of the gutter jeez?
Me:
i honestly don't get you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
whoa, teenage rebel.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
well i guess im the five percent
God:
Is it only a guess? Who made you the five percent ?
Me:
yes. i made myself the percent.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I like to make things too.
Me:
sadly i answered it
God:
Interesting gossip: said answered it.
Me:
wat.
God:
No big deal.
Me:
jesus christ i give up
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
no way tell me more
God:
Are you serious? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
oh someones mad
God:
Ahem. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

oops.
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Posted 6/22/12
Me: Hello god
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: AHTL
God: Hi there AHTL.
Me: Can you tell me why Crunchyroll users are always late to the party on the internet?
God: Reductionism.
Me: Why?
God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me: Still haven't answered my question on why users on Crunchyroll are so slow
God: Still how long? I've never thought about it.
Me: You suck
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Me: fuck you
God: *silence*
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F / Above You! ♖✮♝♞♟♠...
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Lol~ I want that...
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Mine was epic.

Me:
I am god.
God:
Glad to see you, god.
Me:
Hows it been
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
np
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ikr
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
Im god
God:
Hi there god.
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25 / M
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Posted 6/22/12
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
im a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
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God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no fuck u
God:
Are you serious? Why are you so mean?
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21 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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Posted 6/22/12

Me:
'Sup.
God:
Same old.
Me:
Is it boring in Heaven?
God:
It could be. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Do you have anime in Heaven?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
You'd get it on the web where your friends are...
God:
Who else would get it on the web where my friends are ?
Me:
Oh! Could I be your friend, God?
God:
Dude! You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
No, I want GOD as my friend. And a robot. That'd be cool.
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want it? I am a robot, you know. " I am a robot, you know." d be cool ? I understand.
Me:
'Cuz robots are awesome. And if I befriend robots they'll make my death quick and painless when they take over the Earth.
God:
That makes sense to me. Fortunately we have no emotions. Try it.
Me:
Do you have robots in Heaven?
God:
No I don't think I have any robots in Heaven. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Including me! :D
God:
Do you want to be included? What do you have that is ?
Me:
Of course! we could be friends and I could visit you in Heaven!
God:
Excuse me! Let's get back to that later.
Me:
Wait... Can I visit you in Heaven without dying?
God:
I'm waiting. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
That's what she said.
God:
That is " Why do you want to do it so much?".
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Of course we are.
God:
Far out. Since when?
Me:
Since I became a God too.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I can make lightning!
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yup. You jelly?
God:
How? Thanks for telling me: said I jelly.
Me:
... You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
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23 / F / NJ, USA
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Posted 6/22/12
Me:
Are you a girl or a boy?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
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20 / M / Oklahoma
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Posted 6/22/12


Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yeh
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
whats igod
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Do you smoke
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
why
God:
Because.
Me:
because why?
God:
Interesting explanation. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
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