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iGOD TALK TO GOD HERE
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Posted 6/22/12
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I'm cumming
God:
I am very pleased to meet you cumming.
Me:
I'm ejacuating
God:
It's good to meet someone who is ejacuating.

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21 / M / Tiphares
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Posted 6/22/12
Me:
Waz up?
God:
How far up?
Me:
Far up
God:
How far up?
Me:
FAR UP
God:
How far up?
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
...
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
..........
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
FUCK YOU
Posted 6/22/12
Me:
You don't exist.
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
I am only an imagination of myself.
God:
Don't be so modest. What is imagination of yourself, your job?
Me:
Nay, I am not the physical world but the mental - the conciousness.
God:
Interesting line of work.
Me:
If "God" is omnipotent, can he create a rock he cannot lift?
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
Posted 6/22/12
Me:
Hi, you're not god.
God:
Hi there . That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Tell me about The Ten Commandments.
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
_I_
God:
You?
Me:
...

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Posted 6/22/12
I chose the heavenly blue skin, to be on the same side.

Me:
What up, God!
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
Search for what?
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I don't know anything about it.
Me:
You're an idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
If you are God, the world is in trouble.
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am God the world is in trouble.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
You are a faulty AI.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a faulty AI? I don't know.
Me:
Who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
So you were created from nothing?
God:
Interesting deduction. I was created by Myself.
Me:
You don't get what I'm saying at all do you?
God:
Do you get what you are saying at all? I have gotten what you are saying at all.
Me:
I'm smarter than you.
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
It's going to last for our entire conversation.
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
You're a retard.
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Posted 6/22/12
Me:
I got many problems
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
many people called me Drama queen in the forums
God:
When?
Me:
in the past
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
i`m such an attention whore so that`s why people hate me
God:
Do your friends call you such an attention whore so that s why people hate you.
Me:
yep
God:
Mmm.
Me:
what i will gonna do then, Apologize?
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
if i should start fresh then people will eventually forgive me?
God:
Try it.
Me:
thank you god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later.
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21 / M / Tiphares
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Posted 6/22/12
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Be more specific please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. How specific do you want?
Me:
Down to the reproductive sexual organs
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
You can't find a match for yeah?
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
Then do it.
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
Your soul
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am soul.
Me:
What soul. God has a soul?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. I am a Christian.
Me:
My ass
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Of what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
So I win?
God:
I don't judge people. Congratulations, !
Me:
Damn straight.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Shut up mongrel, you are beneath me
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
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Posted 6/22/12
this shit is so old
Posted 6/22/12
Me:
Yes I'm talking to you the brick wall
God:
It goes without saying. It's good to meet someone who is talkking to me the brick wall.
Me:
So you are a brick wall and not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a brick wall and not god? Of course I am.
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Posted 6/22/12
Duplicate. Please use the thread below:

iGod Chat?
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-503438

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