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how to make a million dollars in 1 year?
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Posted 6/25/12
Steal it.
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Posted 6/25/12

jpngarner wrote:

Step 1. Collect underpants.

Step 2. ?

Step 3. PROFIT


^This one made me laugh. You have earned my respect.
Posted 6/25/12 , edited 6/25/12
Become a professional hitman.
Posted 6/27/12
Kidnap a child. Put them up for ransom. Then don't bother giving the child back and sell it's organs.
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Posted 6/27/12

haikinka wrote:

Kidnap a child. Put them up for ransom. Then don't bother giving the child back and sell it's organs.


Haha, brutal.
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Posted 6/27/12
A lottery pool. Band together with friends. Find out which numbers are most commonly picked over the last ten years (there are common numbers). Mathmatically figure out how many tickets you'll each need for different combinations of those common numbers and add the odd less common number to your combinations to give yourselves at least an 60-80% chance of winning. But, only do it once. It has to be a large pool, all the tickets bought at once. Not throughout the year.

I've been told a story about a group of guys who did this once and won. However, it's not a guarantee. You could end up losing thousands of dollars on some ridiculous risk. This strategy has better odds and costs less then buying a lotto ticket every Friday for years and years. Still, it's very risky.

Ultimately though, it's probably better to make sound investments. Real estate is the best way to go to make money. Investing in a business for a percentage of returns is good too. If you like risks, then the stock market can be lucrative. However, if you go into stocks unprepared you will more likely be in debt then you will be profiting from it. Stocks, require a great deal of attention, research, and an educated guess on which stocks will give you decent returns and which stocks could drop or go belly up tomorrow.

Find a mentor. The best person who can lead you is a millionaire. If they have books, read them. If you know where they hang out (golf clubs, bars, etc), make friends with them. Your not seeking handouts. Your seeking advice. Stock tips, investments, etc. And just have fun hanging out, like you would any other friend. People are people after all.
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Posted 6/27/12
Pharmacist .... in about 9 years... lol
Posted 6/27/12
by making money and making it fast
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Posted 6/27/12 , edited 6/27/12
Step one: Buy the dictionaries of each letter
Step two: Reconsider step one
Step three: Go on page 473 in each book
Step four: Don't skip step 3
Step five: Skip step 2
Step six: Go on line 82 of each page starting backwards of each book
Step seven: Right down every word
Step eight: Realize I have no periods in every line
Step nine: Realize you have wasted you time and energy reading or following this
Step ten: Click on every ad that says,

Congratulations You've won!

Step eleven: Do as the ad says

Good luck!
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32 / M / Philadelphia
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Posted 6/27/12
Easy, take a $100 bill and hand it back and forth with a friend 10,000 times.
Posted 6/27/12
print them out
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Posted 6/27/12
sell falafels lol
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F / потерян
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Posted 6/27/12
Become Bill Gate's ass slave.
Posted 6/27/12

Ichigo wrote:

sell falafels lol


damn straight!
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Posted 7/1/12
sell drugs :DD
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