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Anime Dating with a Douchbag.
I get a really Douchebaggy person for you to date.
Boy: Hiroshi Sato (just pretend he's hot stuff, okay?
Girl: Pacthesis/Pacdabutt/Amy (she honestly doesn't care about you, your whole life, or even the fact that you exist. She really is pretty)
Boys, date Hiroshi and girls date Hiroshi~ just to make it difficult
Hiroshi:I like your face. Can I has your face?
>Cause I says so>Hiroshi:IHATEYOULEAVE
<Game end, you suck. Replay.
>Awww, fine you can has it~>Hiroshi:I don't want it anymore, it's ugly
>Well, guess who's talkin'>Hiroshi:YOU MEANIE! ASAMI! KILL HER!
<You die, too bad. Replay.
>Die you mofo>Hiroshi:BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLS
>You gay?>Hiroshi:No why do you ask?
>You just said bawls>Hiroshi:Well I am gay
>Are you gay, gay, gay, gay, or just Korean?
<End of game, you lost motherfucker! :D
>Oh Hell Naw!>Hiroshi:Bitch, what a slap in the face! *leaves*
<Date unsuccessful. Replay.
>*run like hell*>Hiroshi:Baby come back! You can blame it all on me!
>Of course I'll come back, I'm so sorry!>Hiroshi:Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talkin' bout *slides hands either in your pants or allover your chest if you happen to be either gay or female
>Fuck off, old man!
>Yeah, baby, that's the spot!>Hiroshi:Glad you like it *makes out with you*
<GAME A SUCESS, YOU WIN!
>*allows*You got big hands>Hiroshi:IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, THEN TOO BAD FOR YOU, MOFO!
>People are sensitive and have feelings. End of game, Replay.
>U G L Y, you ain't got no allibi, you ugly, eh hey, you ugly>Hiroshi:GTFO!
>Aoi aoi ano sora!>Hiroshi:YOU SUCK LEAVE MY PRESENCE!
>Why yesh.>Hiroshi:*takes it*
>GIVE IT BACK YOU UGLY SON OF A WICH!>Hiroshi:*cries in corner*
<You lost. Replay.
>*giggles* Oh no, you made me pregnat!>Hiroshi:Who's the Father?
<You lose intrest and leave. Game over. Replay
>Fuck yeah!>Hiroshi:Watch yo language! *bitch slap*
<*Hiroshi rapes you then takes your money*Hiroshi:TIME TO RAPE KORRA BEFORE MAKO DOES! End of game, Replay.
I had fun making this, and if you request one of a specific anime character and you want them to be non-random unlike this one, pm me a pic and attributes that you want them to have. If you wanna make your own, name it option 2, 3, 4, and so on.