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Wht are the funniest line you ever heard a guy say as a attempt to hit on you?
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Posted 7/6/12
"You have really pretty hair"

followed by: "Oh crap you're a dude!"
Posted 7/6/12
well this is something my friend said at a party while he was super to drunk to a girl "hey, if your left leg is spring and your right leg is fall, then i really want to visit summer"XD yeah it was something close to that
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Posted 7/6/12
Well this one guy asked me was I gay and of I'm not so I said "No". Then he was like "I'm so sorry" lol'd when he said that and oh this was at gay pride festival I worked at. So I could see how he thought I was gay.
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Posted 7/7/12
lollll usually my corny lines come off as a reply to w/e the girl im talking to says.

ex:



TheRealEscargotpudding wrote:

.....................................

cuz guys don't hit on me!



awww well when a girls as stunning as you, its hard to say something ;D we fear rejection from cute girls
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SanKun wrote:

lollll usually my corny lines come off as a reply to w/e the girl im talking to says.

ex:



TheRealEscargotpudding wrote:

.....................................

cuz guys don't hit on me!



awww well when a girls as stunning as you, its hard to say something ;D we fear rejection from cute girls


that's like the non-creepiest thing anyone has said in this thread
Posted 7/7/12
"Excuse me, you dropped something when you walked past me."
"what?"
"My jaw"
Posted 7/7/12

TheRealEscargotpudding wrote:

that's like the non-creepiest thing anyone has said in this thread


Are you into incestuous and homosexual role play? If so, give us a shout, aye?
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Posted 7/7/12
I never thought reading a thread could be so painful.
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Posted 7/7/12

karmacide wrote:

"Excuse me, you dropped something when you walked past me."
"what?"
"My jaw"


LOL, nice one.
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Posted 7/7/12
This was used on someone "My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in."
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24 / F / New York City
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Posted 7/7/12
Are you a traffic ticket? cuz you got FINE written all over you lol
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Posted 7/8/12
"You know, I'm a DJ."

Then he started a long monologue on how terrible it was that he didn't get any chicks. After all, he is a DJ, and that should make the chicks come running.

Then I told him I was already in a relationship. Obviously that made him consider it appropriate to put his hand on my thigh.
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