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Hit On The Avatar Above You
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RavingDragon wrote:

You be a fine lass. Care to share your goggles?


I'd like to plunder your booty with my raving dragon.
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Y'know, there's a bug spray repellent that will fend off those pests around your face.....


v sorry, I'm straight and taken, just ask my wife
Posted 10/7/12
*yells at the top of my lungs* I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR!
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26 / M / SC (from NC), USA
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Posted 10/7/12
Do you sleep on your stomach? ....Can I?
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M / New Mexico USA
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Posted 10/7/12
I bet you go berserk in bed
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18 / M / North Dakota
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Posted 10/8/12
why dont you love me
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67 / M / Columbia, MO
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Wyoming is where all the distraught go when they learn the Hanford Atomic Site has been decommissioned. They can't just free their soul by jumping in the Columbia River to drown: 1) it's not deep enough, 2) the local indigenous populations are tired of fishing soggy wet deconsulate educateds out of their nets along the banks..........do you have any idea how long it takes to repair them?....they also don't dry out or cook as well as salmon...so the locals have become so efficient patrolling these shores for lost loons this river is no longer a recommended go to location to leave for the next planetary realm where mushroom clouds abound. Both Oregon and Washington are aware of this psychosis and collectively have arranged with a flyover state to have these destitutes fed, housed and reformed far, far away from the source causing this psychosis.

Thus, with rejection continuously looming near coupled with all that free time spent sulking in the rarefied climate and high plains tundra known as Windswept Wyoming many a weary suicidal maniac south of the 49th Parallel eventually comes to terms with their inner soul and relents. Radioactivity: if you can't join 'em, might as well identify with 'em......or watch Godzilla shows and turn to anime for cinematic redemption as this person apparently has.
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Posted 10/8/12 , edited 10/8/12
I cant hit on you, it would be illegal.
And homosexual! But I bet you are a nice looking young man that gets all the girls.

Damn.. dude posted 7 seconds before me lol.
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Posted 10/8/12
With just 1 wink LOL
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Posted 10/8/12
*rap style*

yo i see u there ChaseTheCase
to me, ur nothing but a waste

but after u hit that dumpster can
dam! u make me so hot im gonna need a fan!

but my bro my bro, all jokes aside
all i really wanna do is take u to bed and make u my bride....ohhh yeaaa
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28 / M / Houston, Texas &...
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Posted 10/10/12
I want to hold your hands through all the scary rides at the park
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24 / F / New Zealand
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Posted 10/10/12
You look nice and juicy.
Banned
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18 / M / Australia
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Posted 10/10/12
You're so ugly that it makes you beautiful in another way <3
Posted 10/10/12
So... wanna tag along to this emo party?
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28 / M / Houston, Texas &...
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Posted 10/10/12
Wanna meet my mom?
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