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Posted 11/10/12
Nice penis
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Posted 11/10/12


I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Posted 11/10/12
Oh, my poor, poor, aching feet! I need something hard to rub under my arches, so they feel better... *wriggles toes in the air*
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Posted 11/10/12
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F next to K with a little bit of U & C in the middle.
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Posted 11/10/12
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
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Posted 11/10/12 , edited 11/10/12
Don't you ever get tired running? Running in my mind.
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Posted 11/10/12 , edited 11/10/12
You'd look good in an apron.
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19 / M / Tiphares
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Posted 11/10/12
You'd look good in anything.
Posted 11/10/12
So.. I'm pretty lonely tonight. I was wondering if you could keep me company?
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Posted 11/10/12
If I started a garden, I'd plant my tulips next to yours. Or on yours. Or you could just wear this apron
and be done with the bad pickup lines.
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23 / M / Ireland
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Posted 11/10/12
If you were a drug, you'd be some mighty fine snow.
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18 / M / North Dakota
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Posted 11/10/12
nice suit did it come with that awesomeness
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M / New Mexico USA
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Posted 11/10/12
Nice stick figure, did it come with a copy?
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Posted 11/10/12 , edited 11/10/12
You look nice with your pants off. Just like I thought you would. Here's an apron for you.

Posted 11/10/12
Not sure if I heard you correctly, so do those aprons come in clear?
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