I'm fat because...
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Posted 7/8/12 , edited 7/8/12
Wasn't sure if this sort of thing had been done or not. Searched for it though.


I'll start off simple.


I'm fat because I'm eating three large donuts right now.

I'm also fat because Nicholas Cage keeps solving stuff. He's the only one that can stop it.
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68 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 7/8/12
I'm fat because I retained too much water while floating the Missouri River current with my head facing down. That's the last time I float parallel to the river's surface in daylight on a blistery hot, sunny day. Since facial sun screen can only last so long drastic measures must be taken to even out the burn. Just sucks when all you can inhale is water carp and catfish crap in.
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Posted 7/8/12
I'm fat because I have a lot of mass and society proclaims it's fat compared to anorexic public figures and models. Derp.
Posted 7/8/12
I'm fat because I feed off of birds and birds feed of waste and crap that humans produce, so naturally its all humanities fault.
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22 / M / United States
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Posted 7/8/12
IM FAT BECAUSE...im not really fat, i lied.
Posted 7/8/12
Im Fat cause I keep eating human flesh with faygo :0)
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Posted 7/8/12
I'm fat because I've logged thousands of hours on the Elder Scrolls games.
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F / Canada
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Posted 7/8/12
I'm fat because I spend half of my day either on the computer or on Xbox.

The other half is spent sleeping or diving.

(Nah, just kidding. I'm not fat. haha.)
Posted 7/8/12
I am fat because I eat a lot of canolli.
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36 / M / The Void.
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Posted 7/8/12
I'm fat because that is what society wants me to think.
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26 / M / only kami neko knows
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Posted 7/8/12
I'm fat because your mom gives me a twinkie every time I fuck her.
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