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what would you do in/if a zombie apocalypse happened?
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people think they can be a heroic survivor like in resident evil and silent hill, but the truth is most people aren't mentally and physically equipped for these situations, other then seen it in a movie or a game. soldiers come from the front line and lots of them requires psychological treatment for PDSD, mind you that's fighting people. wouldn't you wonder how you react if u see a bunch of rotten corpse ate your family and your best friend with a bloody face charging at you trying to kill you, I would either freeze and get kill or run like a maniac until i die from stress and fear.
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easy, i hate zombies, even looking at them creep me out and couldn't bare to watch them eat human flesh i just commit suicide, quick bullet to my head (or neck) or sleeping pills, which ever is easier at that moment, i just survive til i can get watever gun/drugs i need. Now doesnt that sound like excellent idea :D???

p.s call me a coward or anything else, wouldnt care, i be too dead( or scare) to care....
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I'd obviously "happen" to be with my man at that time, survive.
then

reproduceeeee new beautiful humanity~


joking.
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Use Chainsaws and Katanas to slay them all.
Posted 9/27/12
By the time of the apocalypse I would already have attained the almighty power of an ancient mythologic god and wipe out all of dem zombies with one snap of my finger.
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first of all i would get my buddies and yes we have planned for this and head to the small gun store and take and many guns as possible head the huge highschool and place it on lockdown for weeks after the attack of the first zombies and until we are sure things have calmed down a BIT head to alaska where theres fishing and plenty of glacial clear water plus good hunting lets face it if they are dead bodies but moving around they wont move long in 20 below we would create a safe colony and once im sure its safe head out in the world to look for more people to bring to the colony we would live off the land hunt and fish plus i lived in alaska theres so much wild life they will destroy most zombies or get lost
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I decided I'd not try to fight any zombie if possible. I'd get as much food as possible and stay on the roof till it calms down. Then when it calms down and most of the people have moved out of their houses I'd get in their house through the roof and get more food. Don't really know what else you could do during a zombie apocolypse. I think staying on your own is safer than travelling in a group.
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Lay down and pretend to be dead. Because that's what you do with zombies right? Right?
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id get my guns ammo and swords then id just go around slaughtering zombies left and right till all of them are gone if that doesint happen id gladly let the zombies eat me cause i was to weak to kill them i wouldint run only cowards and weaklings run for there lives. p.s.
im insane enough to do this tho it would be fun to have a group of ppl thats insane enough to do this with me
Posted 9/27/12
The zombie apocalypse would be great for everyone because you'd HAVE to lose to weight.

so start running people.
Posted 9/27/12

thefinalword wrote:

The zombie apocalypse would be great for everyone because you'd HAVE to lose to weight.

so start running people.


"Rule: 1 Cardio" -Zombieland
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KaedeSakura wrote:

people think they can be a heroic survivor like in resident evil and silent hill, but the truth is most people aren't mentally and physically equipped for these situations, other then seen it in a movie or a game. soldiers come from the front line and lots of them requires psychological treatment for PDSD, mind you that's fighting people. wouldn't you wonder how you react if u see a bunch of rotten corpse ate your family and your best friend with a bloody face charging at you trying to kill you, I would either freeze and get kill or run like a maniac until i die from stress and fear.


Right on. Most of these people think they can simply run to a gun store and learn how to operate a firearm in a nanosecond while hoards of zombies are trying to smash through the door or fight them off with something silly like a katana without considering current physical athleticism or fatigue. Seriously if something comes back from the dead, what would make you think that a gun or sword would stop it? My plan would be to move off someplace rural with other survivors, then barricade and cultivate on it. The eventually re-establish civilization.
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Posted 9/27/12
Thank you to the participants of this thread, I was in a hideous mood, but I've pretty much been better since the "I'd shoot one in the face so everyone knows I'm fucking serious" post because everyday I'm all like :

Lol @ checking the barn but then we would have been deprived the "Oh fuck, they had us goin on this shit for HOW many episodes?!" moment. Epic @ the guy who wants to go all Daryl Dixon, he's totally my favorite!

So who's getting eaten and who's not?

First: Cardio.

Second: Weapon

Which brings me to third Issue : ZA Team

Issue Four: Location, location, location.

1, 2, 3, 4 Fiiiiiiiffffff : Stress

I really wasn't all that tightly wound to begin with, so let's do this shit.

Go ahead, Zombies, make my fucking day.
Posted 9/27/12 , edited 9/27/12


Dude you forgot to add in an ammo press and forcing the harem into indentured servitude to press and make fresh rounds. Keeping that many guns loaded with lead and powder probably means you wont be going far, at least not without an LAAV or similar to support the weight of arms and ammunition. So, if you're gonna bunker down might as well get in the kitchen and make some homemade trip wire explosives to setup a double phase line perimeter around your homestead/last bastion of humanity.
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