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what would you do in/if a zombie apocalypse happened?
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21 / F / Eau Claire, WI, US
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Posted 7/11/12

Fallenshinobi wrote:

Comit suicide. I'd rather die a fast painless death than get bitten by one of those twats.


Ooohhh!!!! Good idea.

I have the same thought-ish but here's what I would do. Let them kill me so I could become one of them and live forever!!!
(in real life I'd run)
Posted 7/11/12 , edited 7/11/12
I would immediately shoot someone in the face to let everyone else know I was serious XD
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Gentlemen, please. Zombie apocalypse, the answer is incredibly easy here on how to survive. First of all, plated armor, find it, I don't know where, but that's what I would wear while I'm out exploring away from my designated safe-zone. I don't imagine these zombies will have inhuman strength since they're still human, so they won't pierce plated armor, not if you have a good set. No, don't use melee weaponry just to match your knight set, it'll drain a ton of energy from you hacking away at zombies, and the risk of the blood spurting from their body as you slash them reaching your mouth, eyes, etc. is far too high, since I imagine as a person, you'd go crazy slashing away because you'd think you're a badass knight fighting zombies. Firearms is your best route, don't be a weenie and go with melee, you'll just end up dying. If you have to, carry a melee weapon just in case you run out of ammo. All of this, I would do, I would be a wandering marauder in plated armor, making sure to stay within my 'safe-zone', an area I am sure is safe, as well as has supplies, of course that 'safe-zone' would constantly change as I travel to find more areas with greater resources. Oh, and as a joke, make sure to set up some bonfires at your 'safe-zones' while you sit around in your knight armor. Most won't get it, but those that do, they'll sit next to you, and you both will have a nice time.
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Posted 7/11/12
Target practice.
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27 / F / North Carolina
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Posted 7/11/12
1. Steal all bath salts. 2. Pour into ocean. Easy.
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What the...
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At least it became money well spent

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16 / M / Maryland
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Somebody said the military could handle them, what if they're those super zombie that can run fast and all that stuff. Think Left 4 Dead or Resident Evil. Those guys would just own the military.
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Posted 7/11/12

Garzard wrote:

Somebody said the military could handle them, what if they're those super zombie that can run fast and all that stuff. Think Left 4 Dead or Resident Evil. Those guys would just own the military.


yeah, that's kind of like what i said earlier. if zombies were anything like the zombies in movies like 28 days later or i am legend (if you've seen either of those movies), the military would be gone in the snap of fingers.
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Posted 7/11/12
I have a sturdy car built by Ford with amazing gas mileage .. throw in iPod music and, check!

Next, assuming they're all dead, secure the armory at the local police station. Acquire light, fashionable, protective body armor to deter zombies from biting. Finding firearms would be a bonus, as well.

Secure a rifle and stable supply of ammunition. A machete with a sharpener would also be a good find.

Meet up with other zombie enthusiasts, assuming they didn't become zombies.

Secure a half-descent food supply, preferably of non-perishables.

Attempt to find other groups of survivors. Or possibly spend the rest of my life running over zombies with my car.
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Well, I'd go grab my friends, and a baseball bat, seeing as my house isn't really weaponised, and then I'd steal some big-ass truck, raid a supermarket and then road-trip out into the middle of the country and hide. Quite convenient living in Australia.
Posted 7/23/12
Me, my brother and my sister's bf talk about the situation quite a lot. The topic sprung up tonight actually. I said I would find my dad's car keys, go out of the house and drive the heck out of it and come back. Haha, pretty random.
Posted 8/24/12
go super saiyan or find fps russia
Posted 8/24/12
Lol the only thing I could think of when seeing this thread was one of the first lines from the Zombieland movie:

"The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties."

That would probably be true.
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22 / M / Louisiana
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Posted 8/24/12
I'd get my family up on the roof, and then i would go hunting for supplies and survivors. Once we have a big enough group we can move as a unit and replenish resources as we go.
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