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what would you do in/if a zombie apocalypse happened?
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Depends if we are talking about the slow rambling zombies, The fast but human zombies, or the horridly mutated crazy zombies that nightmares are made of.

Slow rambling zombies - Seriously who ever let this type of zombie get close enough to infect them. Just stay away from them and let them rot to nothing. In real life I doubt they would do anything, people would just run them over with cars and life would go on as usual. A mild inconvience to life. You basically could just walk around them, just make sure everything is locked tight when you go to sleep.

Fast zombies - These really come in two varieties, the human variety and the uber human variety. And then there is the difference between the ones that are completely void of thought or the ones that are more like food addicts (and we are that food). For the thoughtless ones, get in a group and hole up with long range weapons and traps. Or use a bomb shelter filled with food to last it out until they fade out, though this variety may be around for a long time. Or go high in the mountains somewhere cold as it is unlikely that they would venture there if they had any brains, and if they dont they would never survive the cold. Frozen zombies is as good as a dead (again) zombie.

Crazy Mutated Zombies - Go somewhere freezing and bring lots of guns to take down mutant zombie bears, snow leopards, rabbits of doom, super evil squirrels (not too mention the chipmunks), psychotic raging moose, and who knows what other mutated monstrosities that would come to make a house call. Still I would imagine that most would stay in the more populated areas...
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Living on the Norwegian coast, I'd probably get an group together and find an large ship and anchor it at an good distance from any substantial settlement/town/city and use it as an base, but not so far away that we couldn't use smaller boats to travel to land for supplies etc..

Plenty of ships and boats where I live, so it wouldn't really be a problem.. Maybe even set up base on one of the oil riggs along the coast, and use helicopters/ships and travel to/from the mainland and get supplies.

And also implement an no-chances-no-tolerance policy, anyone has anything even remotely similar to a bite, they stay in a quarenteene boat for an set number of days. And everyone who leaves the "base" has to be checked fully on an seperate boat before being allowed back in.

That's pretty much the basics of it, my "real" list of what I'd do is much longer, been playing Day Z so my heads's kind of filled with zombie scenarios..
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I actually had a dream about this the other night and we had a great set up but then my boyfriend decided to mow the yard and drew all the zombies right to us. I was so pissed at him and it was one of those dreams that you still feel pissed when you wake up. I'm still mad he got me killed by zombies.

But in all seriousness, because the zombie apocalypse is coming, I think Nozferi has a good plan. I'm pretty good with a hand gun. Please let me on your boat, Nozferi?!

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my plan is to store food and find a crossbow since they are silent and a combat katana just in case with a pistol 9mm and ill move away from any city and live off fishing and see if i could survive though i personally hope it dose not happen though any place away from the city is safer and id try to be near the coast just in case i have to leave with a boat or see if Russia nukes the infected area before it spreads to the rest of the world
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Posted 9/11/12
Grab my back pack that already has a self made survival kit and flip on Aragorn mode.

INTO THE WILD!
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Posted 9/11/12
Place lawnmowers near my house triggered to activate when zombies come too close and plant sunflowers and weird plants that shoot seeds or something at the zombies. Flawless?
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Posted 9/11/12 , edited 9/11/12

DeviantBehavior wrote:

I actually had a dream about this the other night and we had a great set up but then my boyfriend decided to mow the yard and drew all the zombies right to us.



A boyfriend who diligently mows the lawn even in a zombie apocalypse? Perfect boyfriend.

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Posted 9/11/12
easy answer it is impossible but hypothetically I would gather as many weapons as possible
Posted 9/14/12
I would make sure someone ate my brains and my face off, so I don't have to live anymore. Besides, we're all gonna die anyway, so everything just seems so pointless to me.
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 9/14/12
I would buy an android, hire a IT programmer to program the gadget to simulcast a promotion promising fame and fortune as a dance troupe for the 2012 remake of Thriller. This will only fool a few because zombies aren't coordinated and can't precision dance worth shit. After the first dozen or so self-destruct the remainder will just limp away mad.

Realistically, it would require a fleet of androids to comb this country locating the zombie population for future extermination. Construction of this epic android army and annihilation preparation will take time. During that time allotted I'll secretly arrange with real-time TV and show producers still living to choreograph and broadcast crap quality reality shows on TV screens, movie theatres, iphone platforms, plus several other A-V communication applications that can find good use disseminating mind-bending dis-information amongst the masses possessed with dubious critical-thinking analytical skills. Shows like Survivor, Dancing with the Stars come to mind but that venue won't draw all of them out for denouement. No, with help of the DNC and the American Bar Association I'll arrange, with the help of Fed Chairman Bernanke, to finance using QE3 and QE4 necessary litigation provoking a continuation of the 2012 Presidential Election determination through the US Court systems clear into 2014. Those voters left with any gram of intellect and a dime in their collective pocket with either opt for suicide, abdication to a safer haven overseas, or anarchy of our hallowed corrupted political structures. This may not kill all the zombies but it will make for Grande Theatre.

Hopefully by then, the great Satan Super Program will rise up like a proverbial Phoenix from hacker Heaven, become operational, direct the remaining fleet of the USA's Strategic Air Command squadron of B-52 Stratofortresses in the skies and carpet bomb the rest of the country as someone's Diety (patent pending) intended. Will this vindicate the human race from the zombie apocalypse? NO!!! But it might make good anime.
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23 / M / Norway
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Posted 9/14/12 , edited 9/14/12
Always save one bullet. Other than that, i don't really have a plan at all. So i guess i would be pretty much screwed.
Posted 9/14/12

Nozferi wrote:

Living on the Norwegian coast, I'd probably get an group together and find an large ship and anchor it at an good distance from any substantial settlement/town/city and use it as an base, but not so far away that we couldn't use smaller boats to travel to land for supplies etc..

Plenty of ships and boats where I live, so it wouldn't really be a problem.. Maybe even set up base on one of the oil riggs along the coast, and use helicopters/ships and travel to/from the mainland and get supplies.

And also implement an no-chances-no-tolerance policy, anyone has anything even remotely similar to a bite, they stay in a quarenteene boat for an set number of days. And everyone who leaves the "base" has to be checked fully on an seperate boat before being allowed back in.

That's pretty much the basics of it, my "real" list of what I'd do is much longer, been playing Day Z so my heads's kind of filled with zombie scenarios..



So the general plotline of "Waterworld" except with zombies.
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Posted 9/14/12
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Posted 9/14/12

Fallenshinobi wrote:

Comit suicide. I'd rather die a fast painless death than get bitten by one of those twats.


This. Even I did live what is the point? The shit is hitting the fan. No stores, water, electicty, gas etc.
So pretty much there is no point in livign anymore the resources will slowly detearate.
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33 / M / California
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Posted 9/14/12
My plan involves cutting off the food source....
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