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Posted 8/8/12

Leynir wrote:

I am human you know , I make mistakes .


I use that too...

Though these days, I only shrugged off my shoulders because really that would make people to stop asking me about my reason
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24 / F / Right behind you!
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Posted 8/8/12
I never made any excuses that were clever, but I did convince my mom that I was sick and stayed home from school.
Posted 8/8/12

Sognidolci wrote:

I never made any excuses that were clever, but I did convince my mom that I was sick and stayed home from school.


OMFG your avie... Bob Ross in like RAGE MODE!!

I said HAPPY LITTLE CLOUDS!!!
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17 / M / Indiana
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Posted 8/8/12
wait that was today at 7? I though you meant Pacific time, ohhhhh my bad. Maybe next time you should be more specific ^_^
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20 / M / New York
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Posted 8/8/12
Since I work at a hospital I really just have to say I caught a nasty cold and i'll be off for the day. Although I don't use it because thats beyond cheap.
Posted 8/9/12
For work (back when I had a job)?
-I have to watch the house because we're remodeling and everyone else will be out (skipping)
-I am having really serious cramps (maybe skipping)
-There was traffic because of some construction work/a car accident/DUI checkpoint (for being late)

For school
-Traffic, I have to commute (for being late)
-I didn't get your e-mail, maybe it was a system error (for announcements I didn't read)

For family
-I'm going to the library (actually going to hang out with friends for a long time)
-I'm gonna have a movie night with *insert female friend's name here* (actually going to party/drink/club)
-I need to get back to school early for a project (actually going to party/drink/club)

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27 / M / The darkest timel...
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Posted 8/9/12
"I don't uh... I can't uh... What?" Usually my answer to why I did something wrong, why I wasn't listening, etc.
Posted 8/9/12
Did you know that there are things in this universe several billion times bigger than our Sun? Taking that into consideration, think about the micro size of our Earth, and just how unimportant my presence at work today actually is. Sorry I can't come to work today.
Posted 8/9/12
I don't have one. I'm old enough to not make any excuses anymore. I ether tell the truth, or I don't say anything.
Posted 8/9/12
Tummy ache.

Worked like a charm. I got a day off from school<333

Hey. I have my reasons, my crush just hurt me yesterday and I didnt want to see him... yet.
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24 / F / Right behind you!
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Posted 8/9/12
Why thank you, good sir. It is King Leonidas's face shopped on Bob Ross. It would be more like: "This. Is. PAINTING!"
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27 / M / Gotham City
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Posted 8/10/12
"I'm the goddam Batman!"
Posted 8/28/12 , edited 8/28/12
An excuse is not a lie - it's a reason. People may not like excuses because they aren't the result the person was expecting. They may not like lies because they aren't what actually happened. Learn the difference, please -_-

"I was on my period." or "I'm PMSing." = always golden.

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23 / Canada
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Posted 8/28/12
"I no understands anglish" gets me out of the trouble most of the time, easy to pull since my first language is french
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102 / M / Norway
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Posted 8/28/12
I got locked in the trunk by my son.
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