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19 / M / Sweden
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Posted 10/12/12
"I am so freaking tired today, I probably wont do any good anyway so I'm going to stay home so you don't have to pay me lots of money for doing nothing. I will make up for it during the week if needed."

And now I'm unemployed. Totally worth it.
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27 / M / In My Own Ocean O...
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Posted 10/12/12 , edited 10/12/12

polx wrote:

My great-grand father died, I'm in mourning.

The genius thing about this is that I never actually met the man. Totally worked.


Yeah! That's a GREAT trick,I used to do it ALL the time...the only problems is...when you've stated it for the 7th time ,that your great grand father died,they start suspect things.....I learned that the hard way XD
lol.
Actually i'm supposed to be in school right now but i skipped it today lol
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17 / M / The Sarlacc Pit
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Posted 10/12/12
Insomnia. Just act like a bitch, and they never know.
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M / Nowheresville, MI
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Posted 10/12/12
The "car trouble" excuse worked well for me the other day. I was gonna be late anyways, I figure it wouldn't hurt for work to think it was that instead of my forgetting I had to be there an hour early......
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F / Earth
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Posted 10/13/12
I usually say I'm sick, which is kind of true, .......sick of them.
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15 / F / animeworld
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Posted 10/13/12
many excuses are comin from my mouth everydayX3
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25 / M / Sunny SoCal!!!
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Posted 10/13/12
"Sorry I have explosive diarrhea"

works every time
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23 / M
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Posted 10/13/12
One of my former professors had a student that said she missed a test because "someone was killing my goats." Professor basically said that the excuse was so original and impressive that he would let her re-take the test regardless of the truth of the excuse.
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24 / F / Up in the clouds~
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Posted 10/13/12
I usually say "I'm sick" and 99.99% of the time, I am really sick .___.

-shakes fists at lousy immune system-
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22 / M / Toronto, Canada
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Posted 10/13/12
I just tell the truth
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