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Posted 8/14/12
I wish I was a penguin
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Posted 8/14/12
BOOBS
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It's not like there's any indication that the guy has kids lol
Just my silly personal headcanon.

He does seem like a philanderer though:
Anyway, more headcanon:
He isn't dumb or cowardly, as he appears, and secretly has ulterior motives, though he puts on this facade of idiocy in public in order to direct attention away from him. In actuality, he is cunning enough to use his own female students for personal pleasure by threatening to expose them with incriminating information he's collected.
I mean, there are quite a few Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass characters in DRRR, so why would it not make sense? The whole fear of Haruna and Anri, the Izaya incident, and the Shizuo incident, they were all staged, him acting. Even though he took quite a beating.

alternative TL;DR headcanon that I made up: The man suffers from split personality disorder.
IN CONCLUSION, he's even creepier than he acts in the anime/novels in my headcanon.
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Wonder what she's talking about
Posted 8/14/12
I swear I don't know animegirl2222.... LOL
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Lalalalalalalalalala
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I'm sorry.
Confusing.

Posted 8/14/12
Pendora's box is actually a jar
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A jar full of something
Posted 8/14/12
I told my parents I am going to fast... but I am not
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Posted 8/14/12
Where is the ice cream
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Because I don't tell my parents shit, they signed me up for SOCIAL SKILLS CLASS.
WHY. Why why. The kids aren't freaks.
But it's just overbearing. The first lesson, I already knew everything.
I mean, it was about thirty second chats. I'm not a deaf mute.
I know how to carry on a half minute conversation.

I just don't choose to sometimes.
And my parents misinterpreted that as social disorder.
Sure I have some problems socializing, but what the 500 pound instructor taught me wasn't the least bit useful.
/end rant

TL;DR: I hate social skills classes. Like hell I hate them.
Posted 8/14/12
It's behind the refrigerator in front of the TV beside the front door
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Because everyone loves a 200 lbs fridge in front of their LCD tv amirite.
Posted 8/14/12
I still think you're the best
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