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Worst thing you've ever said to your boss/proff/teacher?
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I'll start with "You're a cum-swallowing Nazi who was promoted to Staples' 'backdoor discount whore' for fucking the rest of management and staff in the ass." to my female boss who had been treating the store like shit and was on a massive powertrip because it was her first management job. (I work as a tech. consultant at Staples (didn't get fired somehow))
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I told a professor once that his joke wasn't funny.

He wasn't too bothered.
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Aimyay wrote:

I'll start with "You're a cum-swallowing Nazi who was promoted to Staples' 'backdoor discount whore' for fucking the rest of management and staff in the ass." to my female boss who had been treating the store like shit and was on a massive powertrip because it was her first management job. (I work as a tech. consultant at Staples (didn't get fired somehow))


maybe she liked it keep going xD
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Aimyay wrote:

I'll start with "You're a cum-swallowing Nazi who was promoted to Staples' 'backdoor discount whore' for fucking the rest of management and staff in the ass." to my female boss who had been treating the store like shit and was on a massive powertrip because it was her first management job. (I work as a tech. consultant at Staples (didn't get fired somehow))


maybe she liked it keep going xD


My god, I'm already the blacksheep of the store, I'd be exorcised if I attacked her again.

Though all the staff are cheering for me in silent because she's pushed them through the same retarded hoops that piss me off.

Anyways, what is the worst thing you've said?
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Hmm...I had an arguement with my HE teacher because I didn't want to cook. Altough my friend that was with me was probably worse. She nearly got excluded.
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"I know a way I can get straight A's Teacher......"

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"I know a way I can get straight A's Teacher......"



-nose bleed-
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"yes, i hate working here but please don't fire me i need this job."
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This teacher kept saying how he was hot to the entire class (which is fucked up) so i told him "you're hot from far away but you are far away from being hot", it ended pretty bad for me
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"Shut the hell up you hag. No one cares if youre not getting paid enough to pay for your plastic surgery. Besides nothing can fix that mess you call a face." I said that to my Trig teacher my first year in America because the teacher was always complaining that she was single and my parents were on my case because I didnt have a logged grade in that class. I got detention for a week and the teacher got fired ^^
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"How dare you take my paper shuriken! I should burn your house down for that."
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"Shut the hell up you hag. No one cares if youre not getting paid enough to pay for your plastic surgery. Besides nothing can fix that mess you call a face." I said that to my Trig teacher my first year in America because the teacher was always complaining that she was single and my parents were on my case because I didnt have a logged grade in that class. I got detention for a week and the teacher got fired ^^


Reminds me of the time when I was almost expelled for winking at our PE teacher every time I saw her. If she called me out I'd put a finger to my lips in a hushing gesture.

Harassment she said.
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magicuser360 wrote:

"I know a way I can get straight A's Teacher......"



-nose bleed-


Whut.
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i had this hot Spanish teacher (she was like 23 Caucasian and i was 17) she was mad because i slept in class almost everyday and i could still speak Spanish without learning how to speak it before hand i said "damn your hot when your mad teach how bout i come back later and we can have some fun together" she glared at me and blushed at the same time i could tell she was furious and she gave me a detention slip and i said "all right babe ill see you then *wink*" which seemed to make her even more mad and it was seriously one the best detentions i have ever had ever since then I'd look back she be biting on her glasses looking over at me and look away whenever she noticed i looked back at her i was quite shocked about that lol
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Usually I'm quite respectful to teachers. Except my Health teacher in 7th grade. I didn't approve of her methods. She was teaching us about child hood development. And she started saying things about Barbie dolls and little girls. Something about, "envying their perfect figures, hoping to grow up like that." And as a 7th grader, my mind was pretty open. My first thought was, "what the hell... They're just dolls." So when I started to protest, my health teacher said, "Every girl was jealous of their barbie doll; even you." And I just glared at her, and said,

"You don't know SHIT about child development. It was just a stupid doll. I thought nothing of it, and besides, Barbie dolls features are over exaggerated! There is no way I wanted to grow up and look like a god damn doll! And this entire thing, including you, is ridiculous!"
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