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Posted 8/21/12

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ha by age 13 they know about these things anyways. lol

never used one and never will. Does not interest me.


Yeah it's thanks to free thinkers such as yourself that we can enjoy prime time television such as this.



That's on Nickelodeon, right? Or is it a Disney show?


It's on neither unfortunately but it should be. It's like this generations Mickey Mouse club but instead of having any fiber of musical or acting talent all you have to do is spread your legs for the biggest loser or sucker in a fifty mile radius and...WALA! You've fucked your life five ways to Sunday and you get a television contract so that you can make a national fool of yourself and your god awful parenting and be an inspiration to all aspiring teen moms everywhere. So ensues the comically tragic cycle.


To be fair, I would watch that over mickey mouse club.
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Posted 8/21/12

karmacide wrote:


To be fair, I would watch that over mickey mouse club.


Well given a choice between those two I'd either hit the History Chanel or shut off the television all together.
Posted 8/21/12

crazyfirefly wrote:


karmacide wrote:


To be fair, I would watch that over mickey mouse club.


Well given a choice between those two I'd either hit the History Chanel or shut off the television all together.


Sorry, I was assuming a hypothetical situation where I was tied to a bottomless chair and forced to watch one of them or have a rat cage strapped to my face. I thought it was the logical assumption.
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Posted 8/21/12
So.. we start at sex toys and end at T.V shows xD?!?!?
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HC has kinda turned into a reality fest though too. I think the best channel right now would be science or nat geo.

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Posted 8/21/12

karmacide wrote:


crazyfirefly wrote:


karmacide wrote:


To be fair, I would watch that over mickey mouse club.


Well given a choice between those two I'd either hit the History Chanel or shut off the television all together.


Sorry, I was assuming a hypothetical situation where I was tied to a bottomless chair and forced to watch one of them or have a rat cage strapped to my face. I thought it was the logical assumption.


Having a rat cage strapped to your face is the most physically painful option however the mental damage of the first option might be more severe. ;)

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Posted 8/21/12

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HC has kinda turned into a reality fest though too. I think the best channel right now would be science or nat geo.



Agreed but every now and then they have some good specials. Especially around Halloween. I also loved the "Hatefields and McCoys" mini series. It was epic.
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Posted 8/21/12 , edited 8/21/12

crazyfirefly wrote:


Tim_The_Enchanter wrote:



HC has kinda turned into a reality fest though too. I think the best channel right now would be science or nat geo.



Agreed but every now and then they have some good specials. Especially around Halloween. I also loved the "Hatefields and McCoys" mini series. It was epic.



I know right that show was amazing. Plus i has a cock ring and my roomate she has like 14 sex toys; cam girl.
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Posted 8/21/12 , edited 8/21/12

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I know right that show was amazing. Plus i has a clock ring and my roomate she has like 14 sex toys; cam girl.


Somehow my brain can not process these two sentences being next to each other....
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Posted 8/21/12 , edited 8/21/12
Science, History, A&E and Discovery: best channels on tv. Everything else is either iffy or completely shitty.

And I agree with previous things Crazyfirefly said.

...and youre really pretty too. :)


And... heres a question (lol)

Have you ever heard of a girl becoming a shemale? I suppose its possible... guys can become female except for the reproduction and estrogen production part, and girls can become guys (but without the male version of the reproduction essentials). And there are guys who just want to be girl on top and male on bottom (shemales).

But anyone know of the reverse?
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Posted 8/21/12
I was given a fleshlight by a girlfriend a couple years back. It's a pretty nice toy. It looks weird, kind of freaked me out at first, but does its job well. I think it's about as good as you can get when it comes to a male sex toy, because we really don't need the variety that women do lol.

As for female sex toys, I've used stuff like dildos and vibrators on a girl in bed to liven things up. It's more of a novelty thing. Sometimes plain 'ol sex just needs to be spiced up a bit.
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Posted 8/21/12
Oh shit, I took the time to read the previous posts and realized I'm one of the only two to be brutally honest.

You guys making me look bad, man. I feel embarrassed.




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Dont worry Winterfells, were just honest, everyone else is either lying or too repressed/shy to answer. :P

When I had a long-term girlfriend (if she could have been called that really), my favourite thing was sex in the back of my old truck. Best place ever was midnight in a random driveway on the way home. Right behind the owners car while they were in their living room. xD

I think daylight would have been way to risky though.
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What?

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