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my math teacher said: What most students don't understand is, if you work hard for the 4 years of high school and 4 years of college, you can have a decent paying job and enjoy the rest of your life comfortably. But if you fool around, you end up working hard for the rest of your life. You are a smart kid, think about it, 8 years of work for a lifetime of easy work or 8 years of fun for a lifetime of hard work?
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After the ballerina had drawn her last breath, the twisted demon tritely smiled.
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My 10th grade History teacher gave one of my friends a neck massage...
Just came up behind him, said his name, and rubbed his neck... My friend, sitting next to me, turns around, looks at me, I'm grinning, like Troll face grinning. Oh, all this happened in the library, since we were getting our books, and my friends and I were making too much noise.. Still, my friend got a neck massage, It was weird. And our History teacher, ever since then, we looked as a weird pedo guy... It was a DEEP neck massage, like, thumbs and everything!!! Yeah, I know he didn't tell us anything...Just whispered my friends name...Jerry.. But still, that was weird. |
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Umm probably "Hey jackass boy, shut the hell up"
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I'm not a witch, just a really magical cat
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Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide a619ko wrote: My 10th grade History teacher gave one of my friends a neck massage... Just came up behind him, said his name, and rubbed his neck... My friend, sitting next to me, turns around, looks at me, I'm grinning, like Troll face grinning. Oh, all this happened in the library, since we were getting our books, and my friends and I were making too much noise.. Still, my friend got a neck massage, It was weird. And our History teacher, ever since then, we looked as a weird pedo guy... It was a DEEP neck massage, like, thumbs and everything!!! Yeah, I know he didn't tell us anything...Just whispered my friends name...Jerry.. But still, that was weird. Lol what the f*** was he thinking? Kinda creepy, had a similar teacher who actually gave up on teaching because students started bullying him for being weird and getting too close. My own experience though: My 6th grade teacher told me once: "don't worry, I know right now you are having a tough time and you are secluded from everyone else, but one day you will bloom and be worth of gold to other people who can see you for who you truly are." I never forgot she said that to me. |
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was strolling on myspace and found a teacher on it sent her a message. I told another teacher who knew her for a laugh and
he tells me try to stay away from her from now on and avoid eye contact until you graduate or she forgets you saw her on myspace(since she is a nice looking young female teacher) lol |
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"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read."
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Interesting career, sounds like a job which will soon be replaced by robots.
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Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide Amunat wrote: Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide a619ko wrote: My 10th grade History teacher gave one of my friends a neck massage... Just came up behind him, said his name, and rubbed his neck... My friend, sitting next to me, turns around, looks at me, I'm grinning, like Troll face grinning. Oh, all this happened in the library, since we were getting our books, and my friends and I were making too much noise.. Still, my friend got a neck massage, It was weird. And our History teacher, ever since then, we looked as a weird pedo guy... It was a DEEP neck massage, like, thumbs and everything!!! Yeah, I know he didn't tell us anything...Just whispered my friends name...Jerry.. But still, that was weird. Lol what the f*** was he thinking? Kinda creepy, had a similar teacher who actually gave up on teaching because students started bullying him for being weird and getting too close. My own experience though: My 6th grade teacher told me once: "don't worry, I know right now you are having a tough time and you are secluded from everyone else, but one day you will bloom and be worth of gold to other people who can see you for who you truly are." I never forgot she said that to me. Idk what my teacher was thinking... But my friend told me it was the weirdest thing that had happened to him, then. I was just trying to hold in my laughter...Good times. |
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My chemistry teacher said, "This is pure potassium; go stand back there."
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George W Obama has an enemy watch list, the whole country.
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Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide a619ko wrote: Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide Amunat wrote: Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide a619ko wrote: My 10th grade History teacher gave one of my friends a neck massage... Just came up behind him, said his name, and rubbed his neck... My friend, sitting next to me, turns around, looks at me, I'm grinning, like Troll face grinning. Oh, all this happened in the library, since we were getting our books, and my friends and I were making too much noise.. Still, my friend got a neck massage, It was weird. And our History teacher, ever since then, we looked as a weird pedo guy... It was a DEEP neck massage, like, thumbs and everything!!! Yeah, I know he didn't tell us anything...Just whispered my friends name...Jerry.. But still, that was weird. Lol what the f*** was he thinking? Kinda creepy, had a similar teacher who actually gave up on teaching because students started bullying him for being weird and getting too close. My own experience though: My 6th grade teacher told me once: "don't worry, I know right now you are having a tough time and you are secluded from everyone else, but one day you will bloom and be worth of gold to other people who can see you for who you truly are." I never forgot she said that to me. Idk what my teacher was thinking... But my friend told me it was the weirdest thing that had happened to him, then. I was just trying to hold in my laughter...Good times. Haha! Priceless indeed. I would be pretty freaked out too if that had been me. |
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My teachers have never said anything smart that I can recall, but my one teacher hated it when I said "I don't care" he would send me to the principle's office. But now I understand the importance of caring despite the fact I used to watch the Care Bears. Meanwhile I still don't care about stuff because it's in my nature to shrug my shoulders to every situation.
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"A word to the wise is sufficient." and do your homework
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I should stay in the darkness...consume the darkness return it to light...
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Why fix the wheel when its perfectly fine.
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Tired from dance class.
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''I'd like that you take a seat in the back so you can draw without bothering people once you've done your work''
French teacher that everybody hated XD My math teacher(the nice one everybody liked told me not to draw in class and said french teacher would talk to me about it... Never expected it to turn that way ...I was sure she'd shout at me like crazy or something ) Also first grade class teacher,said i would break my fringers if I drew with the leads only ... -.- ( I was adding texture I think .. XD))Ok now,that's not really smart,it's just akward... |
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Summer and yellow :)
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"1+1=3"
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I love my Dum Dum.
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" Lets play Halo for computer lab today but remember to press escape if the principal walks in "
As you may guess this is what my computer lab teacher said. Most awesome teacher ever !!!! |
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Life is short so have a dance party
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