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what is the smartest thing a teacher has told you?
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My English teacher once told me that, "You'll turn into the person you hate the most"
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"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read."


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You come to school to learn, not to be taught.
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'Anything worth doing it worth doing well.'
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"do you want to be the best of the worst or the worst of the best"
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Most of this stuff.
You'll never need in the real world.
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"Kids, don't go to college just to party. Try to learn something. Or else you'll end up like Mr. Z."

-- My Sociology teacher. "Mr. Z" is another teacher in my school who really is not worth shit, lol.
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"One day, when I am king, everyone will know algebra and be able to do physics."

I had the coolest physics teacher
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"Don't get married."
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science teacher : if you study science many doors will open to you, but still you might not find the right door.
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Posted 8/26/12 , edited 8/26/12

AshRandom wrote:

"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read."


your teacher was quoting mark twain

one of my college proffessors freshman year (psych class talking about how the brain worked that week) said "if your ever going to do drugs do acid, its a hell of a trip and the least damaging to your body" then later that semester he was demonstrating pavlovs law (he read a bunch of random words and everytime he said can hed spray a kid then the kid started flinching when he hear can) and then i just hear him yell with " I AM iron man!" (no clue why czu i was spacing out, he looked like a shorter version of robert downey jr.)
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"*puts on clash of the titans for us to watch* If another teacher comes in, this is astronomy, yeah?"

Mr Sherratt. Greatest teacher alive. He was a substitute for us, sometimes. What did he do? He sat on a desk colouring in pokemon. Said charmander was his favourite. He left like all the decent ones do, though.
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"If you're going to do the nasties, pinch and roll."
My English teacher would always tell us that every Friday/
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crash1187 wrote:


AshRandom wrote:

"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read."


your teacher was quoting mark twain


Thanks for proving this forum isn't illiterate.

At this point though, I've come to realize my teacher was Mark Twain.

We learn from authors, teachers merely guide us to them.
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"I asked you to choose a country and write at least three pages about it." Takes out the work I handed in. "You gave me a 25 page essay on not only Australia as a country but the history/modern history of its native population and the Aboriginal belief system." Leans in closer. "I heard from the other teachers that you have trouble limiting yourself." Pause. "Next time just change the headline to match your work..."

Also. "Grades don't mean shit in terms of capability. Capability is managing to survive when you realize you just got a certificate confirming that you know shit about getting by in the real world."

The last one was actually me ranting to one of my friends. Coming from me it's pretty self deprecating, since I always liked to study but I'm clueless about getting by.
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