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what is the smartest thing a teacher has told you?
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My mathematics teacher said 'Shut up!'
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there is always room for a beer

in a class long story short
about life and what you di with it
it involed a big glass jug, shiny marbles, golf balls, sand, and a beer
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My social studies, philosopy and psychology teacher in HS said: "I am not the smartest person in this class, I just happen to be the oldest with most experience at teaching."
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"Don't Assume. If you assume that makes an ASS out of U. If I assume that makes an ASS out of ME." -Mr. Adams my math teacher XD
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"If you cant dazzel them with brilliance, baffle them with BS." my AP Language and Composition teacher said that on the first day of school
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Reality than kicks in and when you work and study hard for 8 years, even 12 years, you don't get jack shit. Life treats you terribly but the experience is worth it. The majority of us will be that 99% percentile struggling to make ends meet and what not. Life sucks but it's the only thing you have so treasure it.

That's what my teacher/counselor/mentor said to me. Not that school counselor bullshit, "be all you can be! You can do anything." Than we smoked a blunt.
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"Life is never fair" -Geography teacher
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"Most of what I am going to tell you is in the textbook."
Posted 9/26/12
Told me to kill myself.
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most of my teachers loved me, so i got plenty of advice from them. except for the racist ones, they practically gaved up on me and signed me up for special needs class when i didn't need it or i was just as bad as the smartest kid in the class i just didn't give a dam about projects so i never done em.

only ones i remember best is "as long as you ace my tests, i don't care if you sleep or not" pre calc was the best class. got to caught up on some zzz's
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"Students these days spend more time complaining about the hour of homework they have to do than the time it would take to do that homework. Do what you can until you pass out doing it, then you can complain don't be a pussy like them." My high school microbiology teacher.
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""your going to be an amazing guy jesse""
my mother was in nursing school from 6th to 10th grade and i was homeschooled
so i said that too myself i homeschooled myself entirely and got ged at 15
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"Life is too short for cheap beer." Best Economics professor out there.
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26 / M / Madison, Wisconsin
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Posted 9/26/12

Lycanthrope wrote:

My social studies, philosopy and psychology teacher in HS said: "I am not the smartest person in this class, I just happen to be the oldest with most experience at teaching."





Mirror-Image wrote:

"If you cant dazzel them with brilliance, baffle them with BS." my AP Language and Composition teacher said that on the first day of school


I really like these.
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"You guys are crazy, why would you even try to take the IB, I would have never done it" - approximately all my teachers.
"Oh don't go partying all summer, oh wait you guys have lives?" Science teacher (it was a joke, no one took offense cause this is true)

Oh and something smart?
When our math teacher finally told us how to transfer values from a graph to the calculating function of our Ti-83/84s... today....
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