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Out of the blue moments
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Posted 9/19/12

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I was at a bar once, and a waitress asked me out of the blue if she could get me a drink to start with.
Totally didn't see that coming...



Real one, had a guy slap my ass in public, he thought I was his best friend from behind.
Leads me to wonder what MOST people do with their best friends.

That reminds me of when I went to a museum on a school trip and someone kept pinching my butt.

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Posted 9/19/12
I guess it's a price someone must pay for having a cute butt.
Posted 9/19/12
Singing lady gaga in the car with my girlfriends drunk as hell.
Posted 9/19/12
Hmm above post reminds me of when I sometimes drive with my mom and suddenly she starts to scream really, really loud - like, eardrum bashingly loud. I look at her with a what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you kind of stare. She just replies "what? I need to let out my frustrations somehow." That's when she urges me to do the same and so I do, thinking what the hell? No one hears me anyway besides her and it turns out it feels pretty good.
Posted 9/19/12
LOL I think I love your mom....
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Posted 9/19/12
I got mail from my friend in Britain. I had no clue he sent anything..

not exciting story but oh well
Posted 9/19/12

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LOL I think I love your mom....


Haha yeah thanks she's pretty awesome. On a weird sidenote it's pretty amusing how she thinks she's the most awesome driver in the world and everyone else is just retarded in traffic. I point it out to her alot that she's delusional and she takes it with a big smile and makes fun of it herself.

Yeah... the things we do when we drive.
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Posted 9/20/12

Winterfells wrote:

I guess it's a price someone must pay for having a cute butt.


Is it even possible to have a cute butt when you barely have a butt to speak of?
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Posted 9/20/12
One day when I was in like 4th grade I was playing with my neighbor who's a year younger than me and then suddenly her littler brother who is about 2/3 years younger than me ran outside to where we were playing in just a towel. And then he took the towel off and I running around our street naked And this probably wouldn't have been nearly as scarring if I had know the anatomical differences of male and female bodies at the time....
Posted 9/20/12
When I was a freshman in Highschool, I was mowing the lawn, listening to music. Out of the corner of my, I saw a little girl running down the street. I paid no attention to her, and continued to mow the lawn. When I was done, I realize the same little girl was running up and down the side walk across the street, and her mom was chasing her. Her mother was half naked, and the little girl, about 4 or 5, was completely naked. I kind of just stood there. I had no idea how to react to that besides my what the fuck face put on.
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Posted 9/20/12

MopZ wrote:


Winterfells wrote:

I guess it's a price someone must pay for having a cute butt.


Is it even possible to have a cute butt when you barely have a butt to speak of?


Yes. It's not always about size, also skin tone and definition.
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Posted 9/21/12

Winterfells wrote:


MopZ wrote:


Winterfells wrote:

I guess it's a price someone must pay for having a cute butt.


Is it even possible to have a cute butt when you barely have a butt to speak of?


Yes. It's not always about size, also skin tone and definition. ;)


Well, I guess it's possible that I might have one then...
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Posted 9/21/12
This would make for an interesting forum if everything didn't have to be PG-13
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Back in college, I was living on the second floor of my dorm which used to be an old hotel which had inner balcony walkways around a courtyard. My room had a huge window in the front that was in the wall between the room and the balcony and my desk was next to window. There was a party 2 rooms down from me so I walked over, partied the party for a couple hours and walked back to my room 10 seconds away and sat down shit faced and started playing counter strike. People were stopping in front of my window just staring in at me, when I asked them what they were staring at me for, they said "look behind you" and there they were, my neighbors fucking each other in the middle of my room on the carpet. Didn't even know they were there, looked at them, didn't give a shit and went back to counter strike. Girlfriend who lived in the room above came down, saw it and suggested battlesex, I told her, "but I'm playing cs..."

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Posted 9/27/12
Deciding at 6:30pm to leave on the 7:03pm train out of state....and didn't return for three weeks
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