I've got a confession to make...i'm not really black. I'm a tentacle monster.
Here's a picture of me.
I apologize for the deception but I felt that I needed to do it to protect my identity for two reasons. Number one, as some of you can probably tell, i'm a pretty big star in Japan and I didn't want to be treated differently due to my popularity. Number two i've got this stalker I did a thing with once, she's a fisherman's wife, real psycho.
If I had a type it'd be you, fortunately I don't have a type so please stop.