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gipmah 
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Posted 9/25/12 , edited 9/25/12
I have a guaranteed solution for you. Do this next time you see him:

He needs to know that you're not getting frustrated because he's outing you, but because he's both being rude and invading your personal space, and time. So don't resort to yelling. You want to make it personal, kind, and persuasive. Walk right up to him, put your arms on his shoulders, lean in so close that your lips are touching his ear (physical contact really helps communicate that you are serious) and whisper (low tones make the conversation seem private and immediately serious) "I'm not gay." He will apologize and you will most likely become friends since you communicated in a clear fashion and were upfront with him.

Edit: Flowers may also help keep him from taking it too hard.
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Sounds like he's trolling. And we all know what to do with a troll. Just give him lots of attention and deny everything. That always works.
Posted 9/25/12

gipmah wrote:

I have a guaranteed solution for you. Do this next time you see him:

He needs to know that you're not getting frustrated because he's outing you, but because he's both being rude and invading your personal space, and time. So don't resort to yelling. You want to make it personal, kind, and persuasive. Walk right up to him, put your arms on his shoulders, lean in so close that your lips are touching his ear (physical contact really helps communicate that you are serious) and whisper (low tones make the conversation seem private and immediately serious) "I'm not gay." He will apologize and you will most likely become friends since you communicated in a clear fashion and were upfront with him.

Edit: Flowers may also help keep him from taking it too hard.


This is good if you're willing to get that close. Personally I'd tell him: dude, back off I like girls. When that fails punch him in the nuts as hard as you can and walk away. He'll get the message AND you've asserted your dominance. Win/Win.

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Posted 9/25/12
Buy him pretty flowers and tell him you're not a homosexual. That usually works.
Posted 9/25/12 , edited 9/25/12
If he does it again, tell him that if he says it one more time you'll knock him out. If does, follow through. Most guys wouldn't give him the curtesy of a warning at all.
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Wow, man, you've reached a level of popularity most of us can only dream about.

And with that can come certain....side effects.
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Have you considered murder?

I know that feeling, although it's a bit more understandable in my case. I get hit on by guys all the time, usually all I have to do is tell them that they REALLY not my type and they understand. Some guys (and girls for that matter) just don't get it though and go on and on and on like they think i'm playing some weird game of hard to get.
Posted 9/25/12

DangerousYams wrote:


gipmah wrote:

I have a guaranteed solution for you. Do this next time you see him:

He needs to know that you're not getting frustrated because he's outing you, but because he's both being rude and invading your personal space, and time. So don't resort to yelling. You want to make it personal, kind, and persuasive. Walk right up to him, put your arms on his shoulders, lean in so close that your lips are touching his ear (physical contact really helps communicate that you are serious) and whisper (low tones make the conversation seem private and immediately serious) "I'm not gay." He will apologize and you will most likely become friends since you communicated in a clear fashion and were upfront with him.

Edit: Flowers may also help keep him from taking it too hard.


This is good if you're willing to get that close. Personally I'd tell him: dude, back off I like girls. When that fails punch him in the nuts as hard as you can and walk away. He'll get the message AND you've asserted your dominance. Win/Win.



Just like Naruto: Nod head and agree with a simple mm hmm
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Posted 9/25/12
Why do you even fucking care. Let them say what they want. Just walk away.
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i think gay guys usually have highlights in their hair; so if you have highlights... they may see that as a bit of a beacon.
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Posted 9/25/12

gipmah wrote:

I have a guaranteed solution for you. Do this next time you see him:

He needs to know that you're not getting frustrated because he's outing you, but because he's both being rude and invading your personal space, and time. So don't resort to yelling. You want to make it personal, kind, and persuasive. Walk right up to him, put your arms on his shoulders, lean in so close that your lips are touching his ear (physical contact really helps communicate that you are serious) and whisper (low tones make the conversation seem private and immediately serious) "I'm not gay." He will apologize and you will most likely become friends since you communicated in a clear fashion and were upfront with him.

Edit: Flowers may also help keep him from taking it too hard.





Shrapnel893 wrote:

Buy him pretty flowers and tell him you're not a homosexual. That usually works.


This is the best advice.
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Posted 9/25/12

karmacide wrote:

If he does it again, tell him that if he says it one more time you'll knock him out. If does, follow through. Most guys wouldn't give him the curtesy of a warning at all.


gotta go with Karmacide and Dangerous Yams on this one....

the guys I know would have already turned this guy into a bloody pulp...

send him flowers in the hospital...


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Posted 9/25/12

_IceAndCream_ wrote:

Wow, man, you've reached a level of popularity most of us can only dream about.

And with that can come certain....side effects.


That some would consider.... unnatural...

Posted 9/25/12

Shrapnel893 wrote:


_IceAndCream_ wrote:

Wow, man, you've reached a level of popularity most of us can only dream about.

And with that can come certain....side effects.


That some would consider.... unnatural...



LMFAO
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Posted 9/25/12 , edited 9/25/12

DangerousYams wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


_IceAndCream_ wrote:

Wow, man, you've reached a level of popularity most of us can only dream about.

And with that can come certain....side effects.


That some would consider.... unnatural...



LMFAO


I know what you're thinking... is it possible to learn this power? Why yes it is, the outcome is this...



Sorry I meant this....

<--- Powers activate

<---- Success
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