How would you troll/grief in SAO?
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I would cut peoples fishing lines with my <<Sword Skill.>>


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I would have multiple affairs and then tell them all where they could find me, and never show.
I would start a new religion, where I am Charlie Manson and I would preach about Helter Skelter.
I would convince a girl that I loved her, lie to her about owning a house and I would leave her there.
I would mix paralysis into my food items and offer them to ppl.
I would go into stores and break their weapons.
I would dance naked during boss fights.
I would ninja all the loot.
I would lie about "legendary" weapons and skills and tell everybody that I am a new age Homer.
I would try to start the first VRMMORPG <<Brothel.>>
I would craft items with terrible durability and convince ppl they are "pro."
I would try to sell my items inside other peoples stores.
I would throw low lvl poison knives into large groups of ppl, without caring who it hits.
I would start a discrimination group for hating beta's.
I would feed starving children my crumbs.
I would throw hallucination bombs at RAID parties.
I would create division between the races of SAO, saying that my race is the best.
I would deliberately mess with escorts and I would intentionally lead groups in circles.
I would kill steal.
I would trip who ever I saw running.
I would create a hotel and when people went to their rooms, I would lock them inside for days.
I would dig incredibly deep sink holes around cities and along roads.
I would ask a <<Knights of the Blood>> the time, and while they're looking away I would break an egg over their head.
I would heckle during Guild meetings.
I would start a <<Stand Up Comedy>> gig, and continuously insult Asuna and Kirito.
I would <<Exploit>> the <<Auction House>> Buying and selling for profit, and I would then horde all the <<Money.>>
I would ruin the in-game economy by destroying all the <<Money>> I had horded.
I would vandalize <<Knights of the Blood>> HQ.
I would convince Heathcliff that I could <<MOD>> his shield, and then sell it for the cheapest I could.
I would craft a <<Cruise Ship>> fill it with people, never myself board it, and leave it stranded for days.
I would build a homeless shelter, and as soon as it was built I would blow it up and laugh.
I would take inappropriate <<Screen Shots>> of myself and send them to Asuna.
I would start a <<Secret Society>> Guild that campaigns misogyny.
I would start funny rumors about Kirito, for instance "Kirito likes to cross dress!"
I would start a death cult, convincing people they have to sacrifice their <<Pets>> to Kayaba Akihiko.
I would start a beauty pageant and declare nobody the winner.
I would convince the women of SAO that their only purpose is cooking.
I would write music about how Asuna should stay in the kitchen.
I would convince Asuna that I could revive Yui, then pawn the necklace.
I would give children in-game alcohol.
I would convince women to bake pies, so I could throw them at Kirito and <<Knights of the Blood.>>
I would tell everybody that the final boss looks like Nicki Minaj, playing her fail music.
I would shout sexist things.

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In the end, I would be hated by the entire community. I would not take another players life, ever.
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@casualplayer for the love of God, man. o_o I don't troll unless I'm bored and if I do I feel really bad about it. D: I would probably just make things explode or set them on fire and organize flash mobs even though I can't dance. I would also create an event for Valentines Day where everybody (or at least a huge group of people) all go to one town running all over the place in wedding gowns asking people embarrassing questions, going to restaurants, and other random things. Then I would organize the same event on Christmas, only we all dress up as Santa and upset the officials (or the equivalent if they have them). (Okay, yes, I got these ideas from The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks o3o Well..the Santa and wedding gown ones. As much as I would love for those to be my ideas, they aren't. Sorry.) Maybe I could even set up a few McDonalds or Walmarts. :D
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Gotta admit, I'm liking the brothel idea...... but i would probably only yell every couple floors or so "INVISIBLE MOBS!!!" and act like im getting hurt and see how long people believe it
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Posted 9/30/12
walk around dual wielding like a boss....

the ultimate troll is something no one else can do
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Posted 9/30/12 , edited 9/30/12
Well, I wouldn't PK anyone since I'm really not that...bloodthirsty. And all those people who would want revenge...
Dancing naked during boss fights sounds like something I would have the guts to do, I guess.
Perhaps I would just give misleading directions when someone asked for them or something akin to that. Nothing people could get killed over/would kill me over, but something still at least mildly annoying.
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Posted 9/30/12
I probably would not troll. I don't know why anyone would want to harm another in any way but i do know people do...
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Posted 10/1/12
Troll criminals and let them die in boss dungeons.
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Posted 10/1/12 , edited 10/1/12
Hell no, I'd be too busy with the front lines trying to get back to the real world.
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