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Your FML's?
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18 / F / England, UK
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Posted 10/1/12
Hey guys, I want to know you're FML's and whats happened to you before thats been really embarrassing?

For whose who dont know what FML means it means 'Fuck my life'

Examples would be --

I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML


GO.
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Wasn't that exact FML from fmylife.com? I love that site.
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22 / M / Hawaii "OAHU"
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Posted 10/1/12

natasha07 wrote:

Hey guys, I want to know you're FML's and whats happened to you before thats been really embarrassing?

For whose who dont know what FML means it means 'Fuck my life'

Examples would be --

I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML


GO. :D


LMFAO!!!! this sounds like fun.

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Posted 10/1/12 , edited 10/1/12
As manager of a mall food court restaurant, I fell and split my pants while the only one there and before the stores opened. Couldn't buy new pants until the stores opened, and couldn't go when the stores opened because my pants were split. The female owner of the Chinese restaurant across the food court covered my mishap with a skirt and bought me some pants as soon as the mall's stores opened. But my incoming crew and a few early shoppers had a good laugh. . .
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24 / F / Georgia
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What I consider a "fml" is when I was messing up in my senior year in school and stressing by overthinking.
Posted 10/1/12 , edited 10/1/12
Monday. 27 February 2012

15 minutes before the show starts. I was at the back stage and just being bored help my self played with a monitor cam. Only to find out that it was connected to the main billboard size projector screen and i was broadcasted live doing some funny face. Some stage manager came to the dressing room and informed me while she's laughing at her lungs out

Posted 10/1/12
Saying "nice to meet you" to someone I've met many, many times.
/more awkward than the awkwardly social penguin, just sayin'.
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18 / F / England, UK
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darkammo wrote:

Wasn't that exact FML from fmylife.com? I love that site.


Yeah it was, I needed an example as i couldn't think of one myself :p
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18 / F / England, UK
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Wow xD that is embarrassing!!
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Tell me about it... During and after the show...people and some of my friends were making the faces that i did
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Posted 10/1/12
N'aaaw <3 :3
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27 / M / Gotham City
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One time I was on my college campus and had to go number 2.

So I went into a stall, did my business, and when it came time to wipe I realized there wasn't any toilet paper in my stall's dispenser.

This was during a busy hour so students were walking into the bathroom all the time.

I wasn't going to put my underwear and pants back on without wiping and walk out to the next stall, so I just sighed and sat on the toilet seat until the passing period was over and everyone was in their classes.

Then I sneakily poked my head out of my stall, looked back and forth to make sure no one was watching, and hopped out nude from the waist down with my underwear and pants hanging around my ankles to the next stall to finish my business. XD
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Was drunk and jumped off a pier in miami with my cousin, week after saw a 18 footer hammerhead pass through the same spot. :S
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I regret nothing.
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I had too many drunken episodes about 6 years ago......... so I had to tell my self to stop drinking because everyone time I drank was an FML.
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