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Your FML's?

	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/1/12 Lol everyday.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/1/12, edited 10/1/12 Once, I got really really drunk and passed out lying on top of my friend's kitchen counter. I don't remember when I got onto the counter to lie down or why I did that. Maybe someone put me there, I dunno. Good thing I didn't puke. Anyways.... Woke up with empty jello shot cups in an outline all around my body and somebody had taped my hand closed around a banana. A month later, it was hilarious.
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-Elo- 9454 cr points Send Message: 18 / M / New Jersey Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/1/12, edited 10/1/12 I was walking with my friend and I'm really careful in traffic. D: I was so distracted conversing that I almost got hit by a car. ; ___ ; Anyone have any similar stories? ._.
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metalsmith 48983 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / Bonne Lake, WA Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12 natasha07 wrote: Hey guys, I want to know you're FML's and whats happened to you before thats been really embarrassing? For whose who dont know what FML means it means 'Fuck my life' Examples would be -- I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML GO. :D My facial hair is naturally red, while the rest is DARK brown. Have you ever had a dream where there was this loud, annoying sound? And then the sound just wouldn't go away? Yeah, that except it was my alarm clock and I was 3 hours late for work ^_^
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natasha07 12602 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / England, UK Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12 Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide metalsmith wrote: natasha07 wrote: Hey guys, I want to know you're FML's and whats happened to you before thats been really embarrassing? For whose who dont know what FML means it means 'Fuck my life' Examples would be -- I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML GO. :D My facial hair is naturally red, while the rest is DARK brown. Have you ever had a dream where there was this loud, annoying sound? And then the sound just wouldn't go away? Yeah, that except it was my alarm clock and I was 3 hours late for work ^_^ Oh wow! that kinda sucks!! it made you three hours late for work?!
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12, edited 10/2/12 Run away run away run awayu!" Wait Wait Wwait Something is coming to mind Wait No false alarm. Too awesome for my life.
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natasha07 12602 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / England, UK Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12 Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide Winterfells wrote: One time I was on my college campus and had to go number 2. So I went into a stall, did my business, and when it came time to wipe I realized there wasn't any toilet paper in my stall's dispenser. This was during a busy hour so students were walking into the bathroom all the time. I wasn't going to put my underwear and pants back on without wiping and walk out to the next stall, so I just sighed and sat on the toilet seat until the passing period was over and everyone was in their classes. Then I sneakily poked my head out of my stall, looked back and forth to make sure no one was watching, and hopped out nude from the waist down with my underwear and pants hanging around my ankles to the next stall to finish my business. XD LOL, oh god. i bet you felt really embarrassed.. imagine if someone saw?!
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natasha07 12602 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / England, UK Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12 Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide Watermelonheaven wrote: Once, I got really really drunk and passed out lying on top of my friend's kitchen counter. I don't remember when I got onto the counter to lie down or why I did that. Maybe someone put me there, I dunno. Good thing I didn't puke. Anyways.... Woke up with empty jello shot cups in an outline all around my body and somebody had taped my hand closed around a banana. A month later, it was hilarious. Hhaha! :p oh wow! a kitchen counter?! jesus XD
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PhyongHwa 3902 cr points Send Message: F / Earth Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12 I was once so sick that I had the runs and vomiting (fever etc.). During that illness I had to do both at the same time...I had to decide whether to vomit or soil myself ...I was at the Dr.s office bathroom....I wasn't quite fast enough with my decision and ended up having to send someone to get a clean pair ...lucky the Dr's restroom sink was next to the john. I ended up severely dehydrated and it took them seven tries (ouch) to get a needle in my vein for IV fluids (veins collapsed because of dehydration)...they ended up using a butterfly (baby/kiddie) needle and squeezing the crap out of the IV bag to get the fluids in my veins quickly. It took awhile, but afterwards I was feeling so much better.
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selloutsho 2189 cr points Send Message: 27 / M / Albuquerque, New... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12 My FML moment came when I bought a lottery scratcher before an old lady co-worker same ticket I won HUZZAH 3 dollars... she pulled the same ticket out and won 16,000 -.- if only i had the courage to mug her.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12, edited 10/2/12 PhyongHwa wrote: I was once so sick that I had the runs and vomiting (fever etc.). During that illness I had to do both at the same time...I had to decide whether to vomit or soil myself ...I was at the Dr.s office bathroom....I wasn't quite fast enough with my decision and ended up having to send someone to get a clean pair ...lucky the Dr's restroom sink was next to the john. I ended up severely dehydrated and it took them seven tries (ouch) to get a needle in my vein for IV fluids (veins collapsed because of dehydration)...they ended up using a butterfly (baby/kiddie) needle and squeezing the crap out of the IV bag to get the fluids in my veins quickly. It took awhile, but afterwards I was feeling so much better. That sounds awful....it's like being comatose. Reminds me of the time I was dehydrated and had a high fever and couldn't walk. I had to be carried into the doctor's office and I spent about 2 hours lying on an uncomfortable bed with an IV. Even looking at the lights made me feel disoriented and sick. I was rolling around in discomfort and fell off the bed and twisted the needle in my arm but couldn't even sit up by myself...had to groan as loudly as I could to get the attention of a nurse outside and she put me on a more comfortable wide waiting couch in a dark room. She somehow untwisted the old needle, removed it from my skin, bandaged my arm and got me a new IV and closed the windows and blinds and shut the door. The darkness and cool AC made it a lot easier to rest. I was gone for another 4-5 hours after that.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12 FML for even looking at this thread.
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alniau 9981 cr points Send Message: 20.0167° N, 155.6... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12 Watermelonheaven wrote: Once, I got really really drunk and passed out lying on top of my friend's kitchen counter. I don't remember when I got onto the counter to lie down or why I did that. Maybe someone put me there, I dunno. Good thing I didn't puke. Anyways.... Woke up with empty jello shot cups in an outline all around my body and somebody had taped my hand closed around a banana. A month later, it was hilarious. one of the reasons I dont drink anymore hehehehe...
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-Requiem 3000 cr points Send Message: 22 / F / in the land of th... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12 Wait for it.... Now! I FEEL YOUR PAIN WATERMELONHEAVEN!!!!!!!
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Winterfells 9044 cr points Send Message: 26 / M / Gotham City Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/2/12 For my friends birthday party, I got so drunk that I tried swimming in his jacuzzi. It wasn't swimming per se, more like me dunking my head underwater and staying motionless until my friend fished me out. I then proceeded to puke in his garden on his plants. I vaguely remember being bathed by one of my friends because my body was covered in grass from his lawn. Of course my swimming trunks were on or else it would have been more awkward. I think I managed to change myself into my sleeping clothes afterwards. They then carried me to their guest bedroom and left me on the bed. I tried to sneak out later and join them in the game room but they herded me back to the bed against my protests. 'Twas a good night, and bad morning afterwards.
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