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Posted 10/2/12 , edited 10/2/12
My boyfriend dumped me,and my mom teases me about it. Emotions are void in this family so I pretend it's funny and laugh with her, when really I'm raging inside.

My cousin bought me cupcakes for my graduation, since it's time for me to leave I put them in the refrigerator for later. I come back home to find the cupcakes gone and the case in the trash can.

My grandpa was the one who told me about sex, most awkward moment in my life.

When I was a little kid I had a puppy named little bear, one day I had a dentist appointment so me and my left and my brother stayed home with the dog. When I came back little bear was missing, after searching for him for a while with y friend we finally found him. He was dead.

The list goes on....

Something good that happened recently, my mom is going to New Mexico and I get the house to myself
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Luvreichan wrote:

My boyfriend dumped me,and my mom teases me about it. Emotions are void in this family so I pretend it's funny and laugh with her, when really I'm raging inside.

My cousin bought me cupcakes for my graduation, since it's time for me to leave I put them in the refrigerator for later. I come back home to find the cupcakes gone and the case in the trash can.

My grandpa was the one who told me about sex, most awkward moment in my life.

When I was a little kid I had a puppy named little bear, one day I had a dentist appointment so me and my left and my brother stayed home with the dog. When I came back little bear was missing, after searching for him for a while with y friend we finally found him. He was dead.

The list goes on....

Something good that happened recently, my mom is going to New Mexico and I get the house to myself


Party at your house!!!!!!
Posted 10/2/12 , edited 10/2/12
I'm a panda I'm a panda I'm a panda I'm a panda I'm a panda I'm a panda I'M A FUCKING PANDA!

And don't you dare doubt me. Edit.
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Posted 10/5/12 , edited 10/5/12
the new Gintama opening and ending actually aren't very good. i'm very disappointed. that's one reason I've always loved Gintama. fml.
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Posted 10/5/12
Diarrhoea. FML
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Posted 10/5/12
Late to school rushes out of bed, half brushing my teeth, putting on clothes/shoes, rushing out the door, get into car, low on gas, drives to gas station, start to pump gas, stares at the pumping meter, pissed off how slow the last few pumps are, looks at the time. FML.
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I was running in the hall way and two of my boy classmates I met along the way was laughing at me then the other one points at me and said
"its bouncing", then they made me realize that I need to start wearing a bra.

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Posted 10/6/12 , edited 10/6/12
I was slicing a deformed pear with a too-big knife (more like a cleaver lol) and was walking around talking to someone at the same tiem. The pear's shape deflected the knife into my finger and the tip almost came off. I could see the bone and was sure it'd fall off or rot. It healed but now there's permanent numbness in that finger.
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Posted 10/6/12
Hmmm... Lets see... Carving a pumpkin and nearly sliced my thumb off, nearly got run over by a car while riding my bike which instead I clipped a sign and tore open an eight inch long gash across my arm down to the bone, had a claw hammer fall on my face, catching my nose with the claw and breaking it.

In high school I dislocated my knee during frisbee, then a year later fell on a short kid in basketball doing a layup and broke my ankle, and finally the only one that truly scared the hell out of me, falling out of a raft in class 5 rapids, right before what was kindly dubbed the "Grinder".

After graduating, wrecked 4 cars so far, the first the brakes failed (the lines burst and I nearly creamed the cars ahead), one had the front half torn off by a speeding suv, the next had a deer run out in front of it at 65 miles an hour, and my last rolled after hitting a patch of black ice and spinning out into a ditch.

>.> Although a lot of bad shit's happened, I'd say FML but I've been hella lucky to still be in one piece. (mostly)
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29 / M / Philadelphia
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Posted 10/6/12
Probably in my senior year of college after I thought I failed a class required to graduate because no one in my group helped, even though my part of the paper ended up being 90% of it. Because it was a management class he didn't care too much about the finance part so we ended up with a F.

So I wrote an email stating how wrong it was to fail someone based solely on a group project. And the idea of a "participation grade" was nonsense if you get an A and B on every test and quiz. His reply was basically tough luck you get stuck in situations in life you can't control. Either way 2 days after the grade deadline, because he was late posting, I found out I had a C and could graduate. Ended up skipping graduation because he was in charge of it.

In short, never trust classes in which a big chunk of your grade is based on group projects or has a "participation grade." If you get an A and B on every test it shouldn't mater if you don't ask questions for stuff you already understand. The guy also flirted with all of the female students.
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Last sentence fits about 80% of the male population on here, westnyorai.

Anyway, was running late to my last class of the spring semester just this year. Got all ready and sped all the way there (15 minute drive normally) ended up getting a ticket, but at the time I didn't care I needed this class day or I'd have below the required days attended to pass the class. Long story short got up to the door to find a piece of paper taped to it that said "class rescheduled- meet again on etc etc"
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Posted 10/6/12
i think i just saw the ending of SAO on tumblr ;~~~; ((fml worthy right?))
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Posted 10/6/12
Walking around school, got approached by Freshmen that asked if I was a freshmen... Im a junior. FML.
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18 / M / Lousiana
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Posted 10/6/12
Mine was the complete opposite, juniors came up to me to ask if i was a junior, only to find out i was a freshmen. a lot of freshmen at my school looks to old to be freshmen
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Posted 10/7/12 , edited 10/7/12
For me it was as a freshman, being asked if I was a senior, what my car was and what I was doing after graduation. Damn being a giant. >.<

@ Raveberry - the light novels aren't finished being written, so that can't be entirely true - perhaps this arc, but there is still plenty of story.
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