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Your FML's?
Posted 10/7/12
^These age posts are fun.

I was once visiting my friend who was a year younger than me in my high school when I was a starting my freshman year in college. To sneak in, I wore my old PE shirt and shorts and walked in with a brown paper baggy (contained both our lunches) to see her on the lunch period. A few people thought I was a freshman because they'd never seen me before, my PE look must've been unpopular amongst the older high schoolers and I was short (still am short....).
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Posted 10/7/12

Luvreichan wrote:

My boyfriend dumped me,and my mom teases me about it. Emotions are void in this family so I pretend it's funny and laugh with her, when really I'm raging inside.

My cousin bought me cupcakes for my graduation, since it's time for me to leave I put them in the refrigerator for later. I come back home to find the cupcakes gone and the case in the trash can.

My grandpa was the one who told me about sex, most awkward moment in my life.

When I was a little kid I had a puppy named little bear, one day I had a dentist appointment so me and my left and my brother stayed home with the dog. When I came back little bear was missing, after searching for him for a while with y friend we finally found him. He was dead.

The list goes on....

Something good that happened recently, my mom is going to New Mexico and I get the house to myself


Awwww! Somebody needs a solid cuddle!
Posted 10/7/12
Ohh yeah there will be a party there totally, -shows up- everyonen is sleeping.
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Posted 11/11/12
FML moment every sunday when I realize I have to go to school the next day. Haha lame ~
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Posted 11/11/12
fml when i have a bad grade and i am forced to drop that class....biology
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28 / F / Lost
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Posted 11/11/12
Living with an asshole cousin who treats me like a freakin' servant and the rest of the family always being on his side. FML much?
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22 / M / Toronto, Canada
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Posted 11/11/12
When I realized what life was.
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23 / M / Ireland
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Posted 11/11/12
Every god damn Sunday. I drink the entire weekend and when Sunday comes I'm cold sweating, anxious, shaking and don't wanna be social. But man, It's worth it.
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25 / M / California
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Posted 11/11/12
*goes to work and discovers all the computers are broken and the printer doesn't work*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Posted 11/11/12
I was playing a gig with my band, the into music is playing, I'm getting pumped up cause the first song in our setlist is a mover, I start playing, band starts playing but I can't hear my bass. Halfway through the song I look back and see that my amp is turned off. I then proceed to sheepishly make my way to the back of the stage to turn my amp on in front of 50+ people and my friends filmed the entire incident.

Fuck my life.
Posted 11/11/12
I prefer LML, as in Love My Life.
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Posted 11/11/12

kajanan wrote:

When I realized what life was.


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Posted 11/11/12
Segmentation Fault
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27 / M / the Netherlands
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Posted 11/11/12
Going to bed early so I could wake up at midnight for the launch of a new game only to find out I woke up a day early and the game wasn't coming out for another day..
Posted 11/14/12
i had a cup of coffee i wanted to save so i just put it in the fridge uncovered, few hours later went to get something and I moved a water jug and it tips and spills the coffee in slow motion i was like SH*TTTTTT!!! it got all over the place, spilling onto the 2nd and 3rd layer of the fridge, into hard to clean spots all over some fruits and made other bottles sticky. To top it off it was a cold night about 55 degrees inside my house! So I had to put on warm clothes just to clean the fridge for 20 minutes FML
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