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If you were to make your Parents think you're insane what will you do?
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26 / M / Makati , Philippines
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Well Guys I just had this thought: I hope no one gets offended.
Just for fun only. I like to hear some really cool Ideas.
Ok since I Brought this up I Will start.


1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
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Snort a few lines with chester the cheetah on the coffee table in front of them.
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26 / M / Makati , Philippines
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goof94 wrote:

Snort a few lines with chester the cheetah on the coffee table in front of them.


Nice.. That's the spirit

Posted 10/9/12
Shoot up the neighborhood with a paintball gun then run inside asking them to hide me from the cops.

and

I'd be naked...
Posted 10/9/12 , edited 10/9/12
Many things:
-Get a psychiatrist to diagnose me with schizophrenia and actually turn insane
-Take home a black guy and introduce him to my family, making sure that he has no manners and constantly curses
-Blast music 24/7 at my house while watching porn with the sound on and my door open
-Tell my parents that I'm going to move out of the country to go on a mission
-Tell my parents that I want to go to a music school and play piano for a living
-Never be seen around family members without a bottle of wine in hand
-Learn another language that my parents don't know and use it to talk in the third person
-Shave my scalp and wear orange robes, claiming to be a monk
-Inform my parents that I've done every illegal drug known to mankind
-Start smoking openly in front of my parents
-Get rid of everything in my room but the most basic of things and pretend to be a mute
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Watermelonheaven wrote:

Many things:
-Get a psychiatrist to diagnose me with schizophrenia and actually turn insane
-Take home a black guy and introduce him to my family, making sure that he has no manners and constantly curses
-Blast music 24/7 at my house while watching porn with the sound on and my door open
-Tell my parents that I'm going to move out of the country to go on a mission
-Tell my parents that I want to go to a music school and play piano for a living
-Never be seen around family members without a bottle of wine in hand
-Learn another language that my parents don't know and use it to talk in the third person
-Shave my scalp and wear orange robes, claiming to be a monk
-Inform my parents that I've done every illegal drug known to mankind
-Start smoking openly in front of my parents
-Get rid of everything in my room but the most basic of things and pretend to be a mute



Great Ideas! Love it
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Way ahead of all of you. My folks are already so convinced I'm crazy that they don't even give it a second thought.

All it took was ~20 years of me being me.

Then again, I may very well be crazy. I just haven't been diagnosed yet.
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lmafo, wtf.

My mom already thinks I have issues....I don't think I want anymore attention.

-Watching anime...Now...you might think that's not a problem. But when My parents see a grown ass man watching cartoons...Yes, I've told them they're not cartoons, it's anime. But parents man, they just don't understand!!!
-I've also tried growing a marijuana plant...I did inform my parents and they were cool with it, as long as I didn't get caught.

Problem child
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25 / F / Georgia
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Walk around in just a shirt and undergarments. My mummy hates that with a passion.
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28 / F / Lost
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Doesn't matter... My mother thinks I do what I do to get her attention. And I do try to get her attention because I know I need help, but she doesn't care.
Posted 10/9/12
Show them me inzane theory paperz! Bwahahaha bwahahahaha bwahaha
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25 / M / Magpies nest
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Posted 10/9/12
I have a few ideas

- Whisper to yourself (and sometimes loudly enough for people near you to hear it): "I wont do that", "Shut up", "Okay okay", "Go away", "No no no" and stuf like that
- A few times suddenly start crying before you hit yourself, hyperventilate, glaze with empty eyes into the air, get angry or punch the wall near you several times (Don't flinch at the pain just hit it)
- Don't think and just act on your instincts
- Snap out at people with your teeth and growl loudly at them.
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25 / F / Canada
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That's simple, I'll just be myself.
Posted 10/9/12
Get a cup of milk.
Posted 10/9/12
-Dress up as Link all the time and never speak, only yell, scream, or grunt
-Wear a gas mask and refuse to take it off because the germs outside are after me
-Begin eating nothing but the most expensive foods and demand royal treatment wherever I go
-Have sudden outbursts of rage, sadness, or happiness
-Laugh too much at every attempt of someone around you to be funny
-Get gender reassignment surgery
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