a parody of a song
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Posted 10/12/12 , edited 10/12/12
I used to rule the galaxy
system’s would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the pirates I used to slay

They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
members would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say

One minute we had it all
Next our alliance began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb

I gaze off into the boundless star-line
Note choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round entered my sword and wield
The ship that once forced evil to yield
And hope one day that this chaos and
Destruction turns for the better
Never a gun in hand
And that was when I ruled the region

It was the pirates and goons
Blew down the doors and boxed us in
fire whizzing by like streaks of light
I tried all that I could to stay and fight

As the goons roamed the stars
fleets broken at my feet
Life itself suspended by a logi
Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead

I gaze off into the boundless star-line
Note choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round entered my sword and wield
The ship that once forced evil to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that calls Eden my name
Better to take a stand
And that was when I ruled the land

I gaze off into the boundless star-line
Note choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round entered my sword and wield
The ship that once forced evil to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that calls Eden my name
Better to take a stand
And that was when I ruled the land
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I had to right this for school and would like to get some opinions.
Domayv 
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Posted 10/15/12 , edited 10/15/12
Ice Cream Man (parody of Iron Man)

I am Ice cream man!!!

I am ice cream man
Running over fat kids with my van
When I ring the bell
All the little fat kids run like hell

Watch them run in fear
as I shift to reverse the gear
If I miss them first
I’m sure to catch them in reverse

They want ice cream cones
All they’re gonna get are broken bones
They don’t get too far
‘Cuz he keeps a shotgun in his car

Everyone loves him
He kills all of the kids
Everyone helps him
They get all of their guns

They want Klondike bars
They’ll see bumpers of my cars
If they get back up,
I'll put it in reverse and shut them up

Everyone loves him
He’s just doing his job
Everyone sees him
He goes across the town

I am ice cream man
taking little kids into my van
When the time is here
Ice cream man kills again!
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