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*hits Gintoki with a paper fan* Oy, Kora, you Baka! Where were you? Did you know how much you put me through without you here? We almost got written off the show! The Shinsengumi were trying to take the spotlight, and we almost became a live action series because of that stupid gorilla!

*imagines how he would look as a live action character...*



*to Katsura* Gomene, Katsura-san, feel free to take all of this Baka's sweets...

*back to Gintoki* And you, start doing your work seriously! sigh...


"Pachi Kun , I was working hard you know ? Life is hard you know ? Those pachinko machines won't run themselves you know ? .....THAT SWEET THIEF IS EATING MY PARADISE YOU KNOW ? "



*gin calms down slightly*
*looks at katsura*



"The police bastards are trying to take over the show , you say ?" Well there is only one solution .... KILL ZURA.... YOU SEE IF WE KILL ZURA THE POLICE WON'T HAVE A CRIMINAL TO CATCH... AND IF THERE IS NO CRIMINAL TO CATCH, THERE IS NO POLICE... YOU KNOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW?"


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"Zura janai! Katsura da!" *raids the fridge* " Gintoki!!! Do you not realize what that darn police force is up to in an absence of a crimi--WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? A CRIMINAL?! I'm a nationalist! And this is what goes on when those shogunate dogs have free time at their disposal!"
"Shinpachi!! You were there, you witnessed it! Tell him!" *gulps down a whole carton of strawberry milk*
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*tries to hold Gin-san back* Gin-san calm down................WAAAAAIT! PACHINKO? SO HERE I WAS THINKING THAT YOU WERE RECOVERING AFTER THE KINTOKI INCIDENT! I WAS ALMOST WRITTEN OF THIS SHOW MYSELF (see Kabuki streets thread)

*boiling with anger*


SORACHI, YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL!!!



DAMN YOU STUPID GORILLA! NORMAL



SO START GETTING TO WORK GIN-SAN!!!
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"Pachi Kun , I reaaaallly do want to work , but I am deprived of energy.... *looks at katsura*.... energy that was contained with that beloved carton of milk ".....



*Gin takes deep breaths and calms down for real this time*

"Look shinpachi and soon to be dead terrorist, this show needs something more to make the viewers happy. I mean come one, an entire script written by a straight man is boring. Where is the funny ? Where is the excitement ?.... *looks at katsura* ... WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO MARK YOUR GRAVE ZURAAAAAA CHAAAAAAAAN....



*Gin does a German Suplex on Zura then casually sits down on the nearby couch"

"Man its good to be back. Anyways , any ideas on how to make this show better ?"
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Posted 11/2/12
*Walks in during the german suplex and naturally steps around Zura.*

Oh? So are you looking for ideas again? I've always wanted a cooking show. So how about turning the show into just Tama(eggs)?

And by the way, Gin-san, do you have an extra freezer I could use? Mine broke. ^_^
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*Recovers after a night with a brain damage and springs up to lock Gin's head*



"Baka! Tell me where you locked up Elizabeth!!!!"
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Katsura-san, calm down...

by the way...I think we should replace all openings and endings with Otsu's songs...

*twidles thumbs*
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"Ah but that's tough though... Since that producer of hers is currently off in space somewhere having an affair with Takasugi" *nods head slowly then jerked with a pause* "WHA--? What was I saying? NO! He's probably off in space stringing up deals with those harusame pirates, harusame pirates, do you get me?!?!" *bangs head on floor repeatedly, gets another concussion and loses consciousness one more time.*
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(*Upon hearing Otae's idea* ) :



*In his head* : "Thats not funny, that seriously not going to work with the viewers. You really want to crack those tama (balls ) on television don't you ? You really want to mix those tama (balls again) and bake them don't you ? You really want to show everyone your great tama (ball) recipes don't you ? If I don't do something, Edo's population will decrease . Pachi boy knows his sister best, I am gonna need his help to stop this madness... "

*looks at shinpachi with a pleading look for help *

*sees shipanchi dreaming about otsu chan as mentioned in above post*

"In his head* : "Oh hey I see... his sister broke down his soul a long time ago... I see he just doesn't care anymore... about the cooking.. I see... maybe zura can help ...

*Sees zura looks consciousness as mentioned in above post*

*In his head* : Oh hey ... zura decided to take a nap... THAT BASTARD IS HE TRYING TO ESCAPE..... I am alone... well gintoki... you can do this...

(To Otae): "I don't think you idea is that grea-"

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*snaps out of daydream and notices Gin-san plea*

nee-san...I think that the viewers would be confused. I also think that Sorachi



would agree with this...as well as all the editors...maybe we could do a small preview for those that just started watching...

*flash back starts playing*

The land of the samurai...it was a long time since we were called this...

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*Awakens*
"Mouuuu! Shinpachi-kun! Cut out those old lines, we're in season six now! Be fabulous!"
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*gives Gintoki taste of some eggs she happened to be holding with her*

What? My eggs cure cancer!!!!!

Shin-chan, Zurako-san is right. This is season six. At the very least, you should reword it:

*flash back starts playing*

It's been a long time since we were called The land of the samurai...
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"Upon ingesting Tae's eggs*



*lies barely conscious on fall and thinks to himself* :"Am I in heaven ? .... How did my life end up like this ? .... Are they doing a flashblack ... thats strange the fools still think the show is salvegable at this stage ? Wait ... I am the main character of this show right ? Why are they ignoring me and doing a flashback ? *in high pitch voice* SHINPACHI, OOI , SHIPANCHI KUN I am still alive Shipachi kun... stop ignoring me... this show won't have a future without a main character...... a flashback won't matter if I am dead.... ?

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OY, MINA, WE NEED TO KEEP THIS SHOW CONSISTENT! SINCE WE'RE ALWAYS CHANGING OUR GENRE, PEOPLE THINK THAT WE ARE SOME SORT OF BATTLE ANIME, THEN AFTER A WHILE THEY THINK THAT WE'RE JUST -censured word-!!!

*calms down, and helps Gintoki up* I think we should just stick to what we have. We should just follow our beliefs, that we are walking towards a successful anime, and that we...

*gets interrupted by the opening*

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*opening continues playing*

*picked the title*

Now shall we get started on the cooking show then? I must warn you tho: I got high remarks in my cooking class.

Gintoki, stop sleeping on the job. Your my taste tester. ^_^

*scolds* And Shin-chan, don't use -censured word-. It is highly inappropriate even though using the dialog -censured word- is just to prevent copyright. The -censured word- dialogue makes it seem like its a curse word like -censured word- or -censured word- or even -censured word-. Therefore -censured word- sounds like -censured word- even though it isn't -censured word- at all. On second thought, I don't know what you meant actually. You did mean -censured word- and not -censured word-, right? ^_^

*has the "will beat you up if you meant -censured word- instead of -censured word-" aura*
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