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*Looks to his left a tearful Shogun, looking to his right, a bleeding Patsaun. Looks in front of him all sorts of horrible trannies. Looks outside to see a gorilla going gorilla. Looks to his right again to see a deadpan gaze peering over him.....*

*blinks*

(Huh ?....Whats this ? Why is Gin san here ? ...You know.....I was supposed to go heaven you know.......*sighs* .. ...)

*blinks*

Girl's nights out are essentially putting the men out to rest

Okama Leader : Tsukuyo chan what are you doing here ? Are you here to entertain some guests ? Thats odd ? MOH, now now Tsukuyo chan , these men are our honeys tonight, but you are free to join us . It will be like a girl's eyes night out .

(Girls night out ? There are girls here ? All I see is a bleeding cherry boy, a gorilla , a Shogun who is a foot soldier down there , a bunch of men who are crazy up there, and a barbarian )

*blinks*

"Oi......Tsukki.......whats this ? Why are you here ? What ? You want to explore the blossoming of youth ? Oi...thats not funny ....you know......if this is an excuse to get drinks, then count me out of it. ."


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*Growls at Gin for such a remark... returns to being non-chalant*

(Faces Okama Leader)

*a demure bow of head, eyes downcast*

"I'm here on personal business from the Lady, just a brief visit. I am never one for entertaining guests..."

*lifts gaze with a smirk*

"...so don't mind my presence. I would rather leave these guests to you."

*shoots a dagger look at Gin*

"And since I leave these men to your loving care......"

*walks towards her target.... a deliberate stride*

"I will make your job easier.... starting with THISS!!!"

(RRRR-RIPS!!!)



*hears an "AHHH!", but didn't care... turns around to leave, smoking kiseru*

"Bon apetit."

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*Sees Gintoki suffer from the ninja lady's punishment*

"Geez, I wonder what that Yorozuya did to her. Well, knowing him, he probably deserved what he got"

*Kondo closes his eyes and thinks about his options*



"Mhmmmm.... perhaps...."

*He takes a moment to consider his plan*

"There.... it must be done!"

*A troublesome smile comes upon Kondo's face as he turns his back on the scene. He puts one hand on his chin and starts snickering*

"Well, I think I'll just go back to headquarters and get Toshi and Sougo"

*Out of the corner of his eye, he briefly looks back at Gin*

"Our jobs will be much easier with that guy out of the way GAH HAH HAH! Also...."

Shinsengumi Universe?

*The music starts playing and the opening animations start to play out in his mind, except that the Shinsengumi have replaced the Yorozuya as the main characters*



"Yeah, thats the stuff! Anyways, once I get Toshi and Sougo, we can just make Shogun-sama believe that this is normal for commoners and play it off like it's no big deal"

*Kondo-san starts to walk back to headquarters*
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*Shinpachi lay there unconscious as Kondou was walking away, though there were some things that he was muttering...*

D-Don't......go......P-Pan........demonium........-san....

*The kunai was still stuck in his forehead and Shinpachi was clearly unconscious....and a tear came out of his eye, the Okamas, seeing the scene unfold lost interest, and decided to leave...all that was left was a now unconsious cherry boy, an emotional Shogun and....Gintoki.*

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Upon being stripped , Gin can only ponder what just transpired. He noticed that that bastard of a Gorilla has left the premises leaving him alone with a now unconscious Shinpachi and a very confused looking Shogun.

Okama Leader: Well honored Savoir, looks like your ready to save our "Yoshiwara" *lick of the lip * .

The Okama's pounce on the Shogun and Gintoki. Clawing their manly hands over their exposed upper bodies. Their eyes filled with disgusting enthusiasm.

(Oi....whats this..........) .

One of the Okama push against Gintoki's face

(S-top it .....)

Okama Leader : MOH , You're gonna be sooooooooooooo tasty .......

(....W-what ? )

.....Gintoki came here to make Patsaun a man, to make him learn about the world. The world should be beautiful ,why is it seem so twisted........why does it seem so devoid of happiness right now ? ......The Shogun too is like a young man, learning the world.....sure Gintoki's view of the world is twisted in some ways.............but ....BUT NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS KIND OF TWIST.

MEN FIND A WAY TO END THE TWIST


*Gin slowly stands up pushing against the wieght of the Okama, teeth gritting, eyes bulging *

"Oi......let me tell you something *grabs Okama leader 's face* ...we appreciate your services.....but......men do not enpower themselves on others like this .........if you're gonna demand something like this, then either make yourself a demon , or stop being a man.....How about it , I can remove your balls for you. *smashes Okama' leader's face on table *

Patsaun, and Sho -chan, let me tell you what it means to be a man. Its to lead your way through, letting others follow you if you desire, and to let them find their own way....your will to improve their paths, without coloring their souls in a dirty matter. Its a woman's job to support these demands , while colouring their souls onto men....to lead side by side. "

"IN OTHER WORDS . ITS TO SHOVE MANHOOD THROUGH THE TRIBULATIONS OF LIFE, TO RELEASE THEMSELVES TO COLOR THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM. DON'T YOU GET It ? , TS TO GET THROUGH THE TWISTS OF LIFE WITHOUT TWISTING THE NIPPLES OF THE PEOPLE COLORING YOUR SOUL "




*The Okama back away *

*Grabs Shogun and Patsaun and books it out of there *








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*Shinpachi wakes up during the middle of the commotion*

Pandemonium-san....where are you......

*looks around and notices that Gintoki is carrying him*

A-Ano, w-what's going on.... why is Gin-san carrying me all of a sudden? Shouldn't I be doing the carrying? Shouldn't I find some girl, do the XXX and then land up carrying her to Otsu's concert? ha ha....

*sees the kind stranger, and slowly recognizes him...*

T-This must be a dream.... I mean, the Shogun....in Yoshiwara? Yes... this is a dream, I mean, the Shogun would never go here....in Yoshiwara....yes... I must be dreaming...

*falls asleep again*
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*Drags along the Shogun by his loin cloth and Shinpachi on his shoulders *

*Finds an alley way and hides in between *

...*Puts Shinpachi on the ground and the Shogun to the side.*

(...Well looks like they are out . I got get them up and out of here . *Sighs*, truly......what kind of play is this ? *slumps his shoulder* )

*Taps Shinpachi on the shoulders *

"..Oi...Patsuan ....get up, we gotta get going .."

*Still unconscious *

*Sighs*

"Patsuan...*moves to his ears and whispers * ......Otsu-chan is lost in Yoshiwara.... .Patsuuuuaaaan.......they think she is one of the courtesan here..I would help her,but wouldn't this give you a chance to be her glasses in shining frames ? "



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*Upon hearing Gintoki's words, Shinpachi wakes up*

(music starts playing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paaW7bE6SGI )

OTSUUUU-CHAAAAAAANNN!!!! WHERE IS SHE? I'LL KILL ANY MAN THAT DARES DEFILE HER!

*sees the "kind stranger"*

I bet it was YOUUU!!!!!

*Shinpachi, now in a fit of rage, cannot tell the difference between right and wrong, and moves towards him, ready to attack*
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(music continues)

*Stares at Shinpachi's blinded by ..Otaku passions *

(There has been an odd lack of Tssukomi's this filler. I think the readers had enough of me trying to pull that off during the Beam Sword Style Arc. I mean , whats the point of nitpicking every little thing , right ? )



(Now look what is happening since Patsuan decided to be whacky. We have him going to attack the Shogun , that is not gonna make the viewers laugh- ....attack the Shogun ? .....Huh ? .......)



"S-shinpachi, wait !!! ...Calm down for a second. Do you really think that Otsu-chan would have been done in by the likes of him ? ...."

"..He is ...actually was gonna be a .....uh......new applicant for your fan club , remember ? He went to Yoshiwara hearing that the great Shinpachi Shimura was going to be there. ......"

(OI...GIN-SAN..WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? CAN'T YOU THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO HIDE THE SHOGUN'S IDENTITY ? ....WE NEED A TSUKKOMI SOMEWHERE. OI....PATSUAN , DOESN'T YOUR STRAIGHTMAN HEART BEAT ....? ISN'T READY TO LET LOOSE ?)


"S-so ...don't you worry ! `
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*Shinpachi walks over to "kind stranger" and...*

So......you want to join Terakado Tsuu's fanclub? *eyes him suspisciously, and then laughs arrogantly* huh?

*picks his nose and rubs it on the Shogun's head*

If you're half-hearted about it, you might as well go home, I only accept those that show pure hearted love towards Otsu...in your case, with that dead pan look, you can never lovingly gaze at Otsu from the distance...

Come back tomorrow at the Yorozuya Gin with your resume and your top 3 favorite Otsu songs, and we then can discuss if you have a future at the Terakado Tsuu fanclub... for now...

*turns to Gintoki*

Should we continue our quest, "love Master" Gin-san?

*notices that Kondou isn't there*

A-Ano, where did Kondou-san go?

*turns around and sees that the "kind stranger" is still there...*

A-Ano, why are you still following us... is it....don't you have any friends?
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(Huh ?... What's he doing ? ....Isn't that something Kagura might do ? Huh ? ....D-oes his straightman powers take place within his glasses ? ....Does that mean that this is not the Shimura Shinpachi we know ? .......Does that mean I have to take over the straightman role ? ..........N-no....I refuse to make a tsukkomi here . ..........)

*coughs*

"The gorilla had another appointment to deal with. Something about going to a M parlor . Lets continue our quest, but I think we should take Sho-chan with us "

*Walks to the Shogun , and pats his head *

"Now now, Sho-chan here has all sorts of friends "

*Pats the Shogun's head, and runs fingers on scalp to find Shinpachi's booger *

(A-lmost there ....)

Sho chan's tale

*finds booger*

.."True friends, is what he lacked"

"Do you know why he decided to join your club ? . Do you know why he followed you here all the way to Yoshiwara ? "

*Tries to peel off booger off the Shogun's head "

(Why won't this thing budge ?)

"Let me tell you , Sho-chan's tale. . There was a young boy who was born onto the world with great riches and luxury. "

*tries scratch booger from underneath , but the booger stays firmly in place *

*Shogun makes a blank stare *

*Raises voice as he strains to get booger of the Shogun's head *

"Many people came to him and they all tried to befriend him. They all tried to give him whatever he desired to please him. "

*Starts to punch the booger in hopes of shaking it loose *

*Shogun's head starts to bleed *

"The problem was that he did not have a particular desire. After all, all these people gave him these items from the top of their heads , but they never thought about what he wanted. ...He felt like they all came to him without knowing who was behind that blank stare.. He could not help starting without any apparent care. He was born with that stare fixed upon his dreary world. "

*Starts to shake Shogun's head *

"His stare eventually made people assume they were disinterested in them. This fed up the people and they got annoyed. Many people left him while he continued to blankly stared at their backs "

"Then, he discovered something. He discovered that beyond that blank stare , there was the beautiful sound that all ears can pick up. It was Otsu-chan's melody. She sang about the universal. After all, everyone had mothers who went XXX or something right ? ....He also noted that despite one's looks, everyone listens to her beautiful songs the same, right ? He finally found a place where he can belong despite his blank stare "

*Shakes his head faster *

"By joining your fan group, he can proudly stand and express his love for Otsu together with people who listened to her songs the same way. ....Don't you see , Shinpachi ? ....He already is a fan club member in heart. "

*The booger finally falls off *

"In other words, he can meet any tribulation if you let him be . ...Right Sho-chan ? *

*Shogun 's body starts to twitch *

"Oh..my , he seems to get a bit too excited upon seeing the great Shinpachi Shimura. How about, we get him out of exciting Yoshiwara before his heart explodes excitedly ?"



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*in tears*

I.... I didn't know that there was someone else that felt that strongly for Otsu.... you can join, no, you will join, no, you MUST join our fanclub!!! I insist! I shall hereby give you the rank of Lieutenant in Terakado Tsuu's fanclub, I shall also give you the list of rules that you are expected to know by heart during our next meeting...

*pats him in the back*

you know, once we both become men, we can actively support Otsu with all our might, and this person right here *point at Gintoki* this person right here will show us how to become men among men! And after we become men, Sho-chan, we will have a bond stronger than anyone else.... a bond that no one can destroy.... a -censured word- bond. This -censured word- bond will open our eyes to the -censured word- world and enable us to do -censured word-, without shame, for we can -censured word- as much as we want, whenever we want and whenever we can.... Sho-chan...gomene for doubting you... you are almost like nakama to me, like a brother.... no you're a -censured word-!!!

Come here, my -censured word-!!!

*gives him a bro hug*

*as Shinpachi let's go, he sees Sho-chan in tears as well*
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*Looks to Shogun to see him in tears *

(WAAAIT, THAT ACTUALLY MOVED HIM ? .....OI , does he even know what -censured word- means ? )

*whispers to the Shogun *
"Shogun Sama, ignore what my friend here is saying . -Censured Word- isn't something you should so much in public , okay ? "

(*sighs*, I need to fix Patsuan's glasses or I will be straightman for the rest of my life "

"Shinpachi, you have already become a man of your own. You don't need to find the dark depths of the adult world, to make yourself stronger. I think your plenty samurai and man enough. "Love Master"", Gin-san's final lesson is that find love in the things around you instead of trying to enforce love upon love. Trust me, there will be someone out there for you. ..."

"How about we get out of here for now ? Its getting late, and I think we had enough fun in our ways already . "

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Getting late? How long was I passed out?

*sees the sun rise*

EEEEEH?!?!? A-Are you telling me that I've slept through most of the...

sigh.... gomene.....Sho-chan.... it looks like we will have to call it a day... Gin-san and I have to return to the Yorozuya and start with today's work.... but the "love Master" here will definitely teach us the way of the -censured word-, ne Gin-san? We'll just have to catch up one day...

*as he walks away, he shouts back to Sho-chan...*

REMEMBER THE WAY OF THE -censured word-!!! NEVER FORGET IT!!! LET THE -censured word- GUIDE YOU TO THE PATH OF THE -censured word-!!!

*turns to Gintoki*

Is it alright if we pass by to the optometrist on the way to work? I need my glasses fixed... I kind of feel weird without them...
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Kondo eventually found Gintoki and Shinpachi. Much to Kondo's dismay , he had to deal with the all too impressionable Shogun.

Gintoki and Shinpachi head to Gengai's to fix Shinpachi's soul- rather glasses .

They then head to back to the Yoruzuya

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