The first rule of Crunchyroll is: You do not talk about Crunchyroll.
The second rule of Crunchyroll is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT CRUNCHYROLL.
Third rule of Crunchyroll: someone posts "stop," goes limp, logs out, the e-fight is over.
Fourth rule: only two members to a fight.
Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes, no memes.
Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first day in Crunchyroll, you have to fight.