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your so ugly that brock in pokemon can't open his eyes


even if the person wasnt ugly i bet brock still cant open his eyes
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My Ekans are evolving!
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Three reasons why otaku men can't get a girlfriend:
1. Not enough time for women
2. Not enough money for women
3. HD anime girls are in better resolution

The Proper Way to Become a SUPER SAYAIN!
Step 1: Assume a pose that looks like you need to take a leak
Step 2: Act constipated
Step 3: Acquire yellow hair dye during the commercial
Step 4: Get your hair spiked during the next commercial
Step 5: Apply dye and spikes
Caution:
For safety reasons it is now recommended to bring a portable toilet each time you need to become Super Sayain

The Dark Side of Naruto:
Naruto: You're such a jerk Sasuke!
Sasuke: Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Naruto: So only sticks and stones?
Sasuke: Umm...?
Naruto: -stabs him with a Kunai-
Sasuke: WTF!!!! I'm gonna die now probably!
Naruto: You should be more specific next time then!


and now time for my Q & A

Q:
How do you become a hero in an anime?
A:
You have to grow spikey hair and use steroids regularly

Q:
How many Naruto's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:
One! He can clone himself as many brains as he needs!

Q:
Why do all the new animes have people with blue hair and such?
A:
Well once the world developed transcontinental law suits they had to make some changes

Q:
Is Orochimaru a petophile or just misunderstood?
A:
Why not ask Michael Jackson, they ended up about the same.

Q:
Why doesn't Sasuke just screw Sakura already?
A:
Sasuke's imagination is better than the mangaka's. (joking xP)


If you laughed at any of these, you're sense of humor is as warped as Naruto and Sasuke in the hands of a Yaoi fangirl.
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Posted 12/7/09
how do i make mots :D??!!!!
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Posted 12/9/09
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Posted 12/13/09
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Posted 12/13/09

96-henshin wrote:

how do i make mots :D??!!!!


http://wigflip.com/automotivator/

here's a link to were you can make some hope it helps
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if were gonna start using mots for laughs i still have a bunch from the old mot thread
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Posted 12/15/09

digged from the old /amp/
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Posted 12/17/09

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Q: Where does Kagome clean her clothes?
A: Inu-washa.


This is good!~
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Posted 12/17/09

lusulpher wrote:

Elfen Lied is a truly deep show.




ROFL



LOL! that was funny!
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