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Anime Jokes!
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Posted 8/2/10
Here's a joke I heard at the anime expo 2008:

Did you hear that twinkies was running out of buissness? Suprising huh? Well, rumor has it that Naruto had more filler
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Posted 8/2/10

animefreak4life wrote:

xD i have one that i made up xD

your so stupid that naruto got better grades then you


thats more of an insult than a joke
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Posted 8/3/10
Got these from a freind.

Q: Why didn't vulpix want to evolve?

A: it didn't want to become naruto.


Franchise: i can't believe its not butter!!!

Naruto: Believe it!

Thats all i got.
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Posted 8/7/10
Someone who watches no anime would noooot get this
Here is my joke which I did not make up... T_T
Q: why is Light like a lift?
A: cuz hes an L evader
............O.o I know its bad...
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Posted 9/5/10
Sasugay used his Sharingay that's why Homochimaru "wanted his body".

HAHAHAHA! >:))

Don't get me wrong. I LOVE Sasuke. Just thought this was funneh. :)))
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Posted 9/5/10
WHY DOES INUYASHA USES A CAR'S TYRE TO ATTEND TO HIS NATURE'S CALL??






BECAUSE HE IS A DOG!!!




not funny i guess...oops
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Posted 10/15/10
Q: What is the difference between Anime & Drugs?

A: Drugs are much cheaper!
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Posted 10/16/10 , edited 10/16/10

Pheneon wrote:

Got these from a freind.

Q: Why didn't vulpix want to evolve?

A: it didn't want to become naruto.


LMAO NICE XD
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Posted 10/16/10
Ichigo and rukia are yelling at each other

Rukia : Shut up ichigo your getting really big headed

ichigo : Look whos talking you'll be smart when ikkaku gets an afro
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Posted 10/16/10

abby-chan wrote:
-how many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- One, but it takes him 10 episodes!


heheh!
Posted 10/27/10
here`s mine
Yumichika:hey Kenpachi taichou! why do you like to fight instead of sex
Kenpachi:because Fighting make`s me hungry better than cumming
Ikkaku:hey! and that means you are the guy from KFC the who likes to fight becoming hungry!

what do you think?
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Posted 12/6/10 , edited 12/7/10
Death Note:
"Did you know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?"
"Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give you a million bucks."
"Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not"
“Did Light and Misa ever actually screw? Seriously, because I’m stumped…”
Soul Eater:
Maka got short on money so she dragged Soul to the metal feed point.

Soul and Maka never go out on holidays to another countries:Soul's always stuck with the metal detector machines.

Once upon a time,long long ago,in a far away city,called the Death City,behind the seven seas...BOOM!
-Sorry,my finger slipped,-Death the Kid said.

Soul doesn't bleach his hair.The bleacher bleaches itself when he sees him.

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Posted 12/8/10




LoLz~~~


found this somewhere...


bwahahaha! ryuk!

love ithis!

lol almost all the jokes are so funny!!!
Posted 12/8/10




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Posted 12/8/10

Pheneon wrote:

Franchise: i can't believe its not butter!!!

Naruto: Believe it!

Thats all i got.


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