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What is a girl?
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ELEMENT: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVERER: ADAM
ATOMIC MASS:
Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.
OCCURRENCE:
Copious quantities in all urban areas.

Physical Properties:

1. Surface normally covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

Chemical Properties:

1. Has great affinity to gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

1. Highly ornamental.
2. Can be a great aid in relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
maintained at different locations as long as specimens don't come
into contact with each other.
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Posted 3/25/13
Girls are traps... You'll never know what inside of them are thinking...
Posted 3/25/13
Vagina. Best describing us..
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Posted 3/25/13


I read that exact book and it still couldnt tell me....
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Posted 3/25/13

AllTsunNoDere wrote:

What in the actual fuck OP


wow this thread is still up...Actually this was a troll thread because all the kids where posting all these "how to talk to a girl", "how to act with a girl" "Do girls think this or that" "do girls...blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and I was getting tired of it so I made the most simple thread to show pleb that girls are not from another planet...
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Posted 3/25/13
Idek what a girl is man.


Okay but really a girl is someone who identifies as a girl / enjoys feminine pronouns
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Posted 3/26/13

Wrathfulram wrote:


TheRealEscargotpudding wrote:



I read that exact book and it still couldnt tell me....


Well, it's only the first chapter
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Girls are no different than boys when it comes to sharing this planet. Too bad they are having a harder time than us. They are just not showing it.
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Posted 3/27/13
Apparently something I'm not... Lol...
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DeckardXLeah wrote:

An inferior human being that needs to use the toilet often.

(in a working environment)
Woman : hey cover for me
Man : Again?


Also from time to time they smell funny to a point they need to use fragrance to mask their body odor. Some women say that men smells bad, it's ironic.


i wonder if u have a problem with women or an ultra amplifying smell nose~
seems where ur from they only smell bad according to u~
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Posted 3/27/13

xtangle wrote:

i wonder if u have a problem with women or an ultra amplifying smell nose~
seems where ur from they only smell bad according to u~


I think that's only his smell being so strong he thinks it's coming from other people...
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Posted 3/27/13

demongurrl13 wrote:


xtangle wrote:

i wonder if u have a problem with women or an ultra amplifying smell nose~
seems where ur from they only smell bad according to u~


I think that's only his smell being so strong he thinks it's coming from other people...




It's a joke, if I really wanted to be mean I would had said girls shouldn't have the right to vote or something like that.
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Posted 3/27/13

DeckardXLeah wrote:


demongurrl13 wrote:


xtangle wrote:

i wonder if u have a problem with women or an ultra amplifying smell nose~
seems where ur from they only smell bad according to u~


I think that's only his smell being so strong he thinks it's coming from other people...




It's a joke, if I really wanted to be mean I would had said girls shouldn't have the right to vote or something like that.


i think ur joke may be more offensive than what u call being "mean" ;p
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