anyone else think its cool that OP's picture makes him look like he's from another dimension and could very well not know what a girl is?

A very good question.

The late comedian, gospel singer, USA songwriter Tennessee Ernie Ford did a masterful comedy sequence about Earth's creation referencing God and Bible instruction. Although I don't recall the entire story the sermonizing about each Day's Creation of the Universe the soliloquy always ended with the phrase "and He rested."

On the seventh Day God noticed Adam was lonely. Not wishing to end his Graciousness there He created Woman for Man so both could procreate and bear fruit upon this Glorious Earth. Unfortunately He gave woman a mouth.

Since then neither God nor Man has rested......this is what happens beyond the realm of "what is a girl?"

A girls are a unique species.

My rule is not to ask questions, i think of them as normal people and thus i can be rude to girls just as rude as i am to guys if they ask for it.

A female human.

What in the actual fuck OP

U r alive cuz a female gave birth to ya

ELEMENT: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVERER: ADAM
ATOMIC MASS:
Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.
OCCURRENCE:
Copious quantities in all urban areas.

Physical Properties:

1. Surface normally covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

Chemical Properties:

1. Has great affinity to gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

1. Highly ornamental.
2. Can be a great aid in relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
maintained at different locations as long as specimens don't come
into contact with each other.

Girls are traps... You'll never know what inside of them are thinking...

Vagina. Best describing us..

I read that exact book and it still couldnt tell me....

wow this thread is still up...Actually this was a troll thread because all the kids where posting all these "how to talk to a girl", "how to act with a girl" "Do girls think this or that" "do girls...blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and I was getting tired of it so I made the most simple thread to show pleb that girls are not from another planet...