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Eyes bulging, Hijikata pulls Hasegawa by the arm. "FORGET STOPPING!! RUN YOUR ASS OFF! I-KEHHH---"... he pulls the man towards an open doorway... paused within the room's confines, as he smelled the stench ....and just as he was to close the door behind them, the creature leaps right in.... and the door slams shut.


"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
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*Meanwhile inside the beast's stomach*

OOOOOOOUUUUUOOOO *hitting the walls of the stomach with a metal rod*

There must be another way out. I REFUSE TO TAKE THAT EXIT, and Kondou-san seems to be useless...*starts thinking*

(maybe the only way out it...) NO SHINPACHI, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. THERE MUST BE A WAY OUT...
I mean, I AM a main character, the editors wouldn't write me out of the series just yet, they would have to through editing department, maybe even consult Sorachi himself...

Yeah, there's no way I'm dying here, they cannot write me off after 6 seasons...wait...WAIT...WAAAAAAIIIITTTTT.....DIDN'T THEY DO IT WITH GIN-SAN JUST NOW?!? THE EDITORS PROBABLY THOUGHT THAT THE NEW MAIN CHARACTER WOULD NEED A NEW SIDE KICK SO THEY'RE PROBABLY THINKING OF REPLACING ME...


*starts hitting the wall ferociously...*

I REFUSE TO BE REPLACED...

*stomach wall starts to crack, and a light shines through...continue hitting it...then suddenly breaks free...Shinpachi finds himself back in the dark corridor, no sign of Hijikata anywhere...*



to be continued...
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-Determined face- "Okay. If Shinpachi-kun could break out, then I can too"

-Starts to head for the opening made by Shinpachi- "........... Are? MATE!!!!(japanese)"

-Starts to be expelled by the monster's "natural functions"-



-Starts to cry- "Why? *snif snif* Why is it always me?!" Damn you SORACHI!!!!"

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Darkness...... a small sound of gravel sliding down walls.... a voice.

"What.... ahh~"

The owner's voice stopped, for his vision was nothing but black.. realizing his eyes were shut, Hijikata slowly opens them and strains from the dust that permeates his surroundings. In between coughs, he calls out for Hasegawa, "Oiii.... where... where are you, hngh?" With an arm over his face, he gets up... takes out his mayo lighter... and flicks it to partly illuminate the room.

"Tch, no wonder it stinks to high heaven in here. Its the toilet." Thankful at least that there's ample space to move about, he inches his way forward and almost tripped on something ahead. "Huh?" Lowering his lighter, he identified the man, whose pants are still halfway down his legs. "Oiii, Hasegawa-san... oii, you alright?" He squats down, shaking his companion, only to find him out cold.

More sounds of sliding gravel to his right.... he paused, now fully aware that they're not alone. "(That thing.... I will not die here. Uhrrh... especially here.)" he moves his lighter towards the sound and finds the creature.... head stuck on a wall and struggling to get out... and not too far off its butt was---

"Sh--Shinpachi-san? That you?"
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*happy to see Hijikata* Hijikata-san! *runs towards him, and suddenly hits him with the metal rod* KORA, YOU AHO, WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING WHEN I WAS STUCK INSIDE THE STOMACH OF THAT BEAST. I BET YOU ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THOSE FILTHY EDITORS, TRYING TO BECOME THE MAIN CHARACTER...I BET YOU AREN'T EVEN HIJIKATA BUT TOUSHIROU THE OTAKU...

*calms down, and starts explaining what happened* And that's how I got out...

I don't know if Kondou-san made it out...

*Suddenly...*



*notices that the beast is behind Hijikata, shakes hand and points behind Hijikata and suddenly runs away, leaving Hijikata behind*

(thinks to himself: I think he didn't notice the beast...Gomene, Hijikata-san)
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Posted 10/24/12 , edited 10/24/12
After a sounding hit from Shinpachi, all Hijikata can yell was "URUSE!! D'YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH, HAH???" But slowly calmed himself as things were properly explained. Rubbing his chin as he listened, his eyes strayed over a piece of dung resting on the floor and gave a slight frown.

It was when the narrating voice of Shinpachi had stopped that he finally lifted his gaze..... and sees him run off.

"OIIII!!! YOU STILL HAVE TO HELP ME FIND KONDOU-SAN!! WHERE YOU--???" Seeing it futile to ask further, he remained standing there. "Nanda kore..."

Warm breath swishes through the back of his neck. Without turning, he simply lights his zig, hands in his pocket and utters, "Hasegawa-san... if you're into some kind of weird fetish, I aint buyin it, hngh? Go find someone else to--"

...... KRRRRRRRRRRRR...... KRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH....

The growl from behind, caused his eyes to shot up and gaze towards the floor where he earlier found Hasegawa.... he was still there.

"Krkkkk kkkkkk... If this isn't Hasegawa... then.... that means---- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" his scream echoes round the room as the creature makes its pounce.

Hijikata struggles as he felt its maws digging on his head, "AHHHH!!! GET OFFFFFF ME YOUUUU AHO!!!!----- Uh........ nanda." He stops facing a mirror... a couple of blank blinks, before yelling, "OIIIIIII!!!! SHINPACHIIIIIIII!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!... hrhhhh...... can't believe we were runnin all this time, just for this...... OIIIIII!!! YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE?? STOP BEIN YELLOW AND LOOK AT THIS!!"
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*while running* YOU BAKA, DO YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO STOP!!! YOU CAN LAMENT OVER THIS SITUATION IN YOUR...

*stops and starts thinking...* wait...all I have done is run and beg...what kind of samurai am I supposed to be when I can't even protect my friends...

*starts running towards the beast, trying to attack it with the metal rod, but the beast quickly destroys the rod...*

...teme, you bastard...damn it, I need a weapon...anything will do, at this rate Hijikata-san will see the river Styx...

*looks around when he see's...*



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KORAAAAAAAAA...WHAT THE HELL!!! WHY IS THIS EVEN HERE!!! ISN'T THIS SHOW SUPPOSED TO BE PG-13??? AT THIS RATE WE'RE GOING TO RATED M, WHAT THE HELL...

damn it, I have no choice...

*picks up what seems to be feces on the floor and throws it towards the beast. But the beast, moving around swings itself at a 90 degree angle, making the feces land on Hijikata's chest instead...*



...gomene, Hijikata-san...
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Hijikata, in his usual cool demeanor, simply crosses his arms, lashes partly lowered as he waits for the entire circus act to slow down. Even as the creature lets go of his head, & goes after Shinpachi, he remained his ground....... until the said dung went smashing onto his chest. And as if trying to cling for dear life, it slowly slides down... and makes a resounding plop on the ground.

"Hrhhhhhh...." One.... two..... three veins popping everywhere in his face... and if this be not enough, the creature went and reclaim his prize by going round and digging his fangs on Hijikata's head.

"HRHHHH-GAHHHHHHHH!!! KID, WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS, HAHHH???" he takes out his lighter and illuminates his face along with the creature over his head. "Still not familiar to you, kid?" he turns to the camera, "Oii.. will you make a rerun of Gintama Opening 1, will ya? This kid SHOULD know by now what this is."

Opening 1 suddenly went into fast-forward play until---



---- and the scene switches back to Hijikata.... and Sadaharu, as it replies, "RRRR-ARF!! AROOO-ROOO-ROOOO!!!"

"Do you now see, kid?? Hrhhhh????" Uncaring as blood drips down his forehead, Hijikata continues, "Get him off me and take him home.... before I commit animal cruelty."
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*Just stands there surprised...* EEEEEEEHHHH...I................EEEEEHHHH

SADAHARU...NANI?!?! WAIT.. *thinks to himself* (wait...wait...WAIT...I just remembered I was about to leave a glass of strawberry milk for Gin-san, knowing that he would return with a hangover after wasting his time and money at a pachinko parlor...I must have left it outside when I ran away from nee-san's cooking.. remembers the cooking..)



(still thinking to himself...arrgh, this must be my fault, I just hope I didn't say it out loud...)



A-A-ANO...I-I-I JUST R-R-REMEMBERED THAT O-OTSU'S NEW CD IS O-OUT...S-SAYONARA M-MINA

*dashes towards a window and jumps out...*
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-Wakes up after being passed out for a few minutes-

"Where... Where am I?"

- Looks around- "Toshi! where are you?!"

-Takes a closer look at his surroundings- "Why is everything at a weird angle? Why am I still unko?!"

"I demand someone to edit me back to human form!"

-Writers briefly return Kondo back to human form-



"Okay that's bett...... Oi! Oi! Oi! Nani Kore!?!? What's with all the realism?!"
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And as Shinpachi bails out, Sadaharu follows suit with a thudding canter, barking in delight.

"ARF ARF ARF!!! AROOOO-ROOOO-ROOOOOOOO---- RRRRRR-RARF!!"

Once again, the entire house was left in darkness and quiet.... leaving the bleeding Hijikata standing where he was, along with his Taichou. "Hahhhh... mataka. We've wasted our time here, Kondou-san--.." he turns and finds someone else. His brows furrowed. "You're not Kondou-san... mate.." he squints, "Its you..... ITS YOU!!! YAMAZAKIIIEHHHHHHH!!!" He grabs the man's jacket.. throws him to the ground, and starts pummeling him with loud fists of fury. "YOU FUCK!! YOU STOLE ALL MY MAYONNAISE AGAIN!! WHAT DID YOU DO, HAHHH??? HAHHH??? DID YOU TRASH MY STASH???..... hrhhhh.. not talkin hngh?" Without further thought, he drags the cosplaying figure by the collar.... down the steps.. and out the house.

By the time they've reached the road, he stops... looks over the house one last time... and continues the walk with a whisper, "Hngh... for some reason, I'm havin this feeling that I've forgotten somethin....... nahhhh. After all this excitement, I think I deserve some bit of Hijikata special."

He lets out a chuckle while he drags "Yamazaki" all the way to the ramen shop.
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-The Next Morning-

Hasegawa hears voices as he begins to open his eyes, coments like "disgusting, who is this worthless man, this is just sad"
He fully awakens, pants down revealing his exposed area

"Whaa- . . . WHAT! Where am I? What am I doing here?

An old man with veins popping out of his forehead says "THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!"

Hasegawa remembers why he was there "THAT'S RIGHT! I came for an interview but it was so late I couldn't see anything, then I had to use the restroom and.. and...."
A sweat drop appears on the side of his head "And..."

Old man - "THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS MORNING NOT LAST NIGHT YOU BAKA!!! AND LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BATHROOM!! JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF! GET OUT! OUT BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!"

Madao remembers last seeing hijikata and now this "The police huh? Well you're too late for that, they were already here."

He pulls up his pants and dusts himself off leaving the old man in a state of bewilderment and leaves the house, never wanting to return.

"I need some beer..."

He reaches in his pocket for some yen and pulls out the note he found the last time he was at the park ... ... ... ... ... Looks up at the sky and laughs, tears falling down at the same time as he steps in something * squish*

"Huh? What's this?



(End of Story Segment)
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(START OF NEW STORY)

*Making his usual patrols with his Vice-Chief around Kabuki-cho*
"Toshi, what are we exactly doing out here again?"

*Briefly looks around*
"And where is Sogo? I haven't seen him around in a while"
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Posted 10/30/12 , edited 10/30/12
"Tch, have no idea." Hijikata flicks the remnants of his zig down the ground, crushing it with a boot. "Ever since our meeting, he's never showed that mug of his. Tried the comm and nothin. After that one experience in that house** I'd have thought he'd report somethin crucial by now. Teme."

His eyes peruses the crowd, hoping to catch a single speck of hair identifying the missing lad.







**See house RP above.
Posted 10/30/12
What are you so piss about Hijikata - San. You are always complaining about everything. Even Gorilla - san is tired about you. " looks to the sky "
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