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What advice would you give to your younger self?
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Posted 10/27/12
yeah.
I would tell myself not to date jerks i have dated....
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VanillePink wrote:

yeah.
I would tell myself not to date jerks i have dated....


Females are entranced by jerks for some reason. I think it's because a lot of girls want the drama when they are younger.
Posted 10/27/12

netdisorder wrote:


VanillePink wrote:

yeah.
I would tell myself not to date jerks i have dated....


Females are entranced by jerks for some reason. I think it's because a lot of girls want the drama when they are younger.


Younger is relative, A lot of women never outgrow it.
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Jerks are people too.
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Winterfells wrote:

Jerks are people too.


So was Adolf Hitler and Vlad the Impaler.

Yes, a jerk is a crap tier version of some of the worst figures in history. They don't have an army, so they fight using audible swastika's. They are what makes this world trash. The abomination of all.

I say, jerks should be purged from earth with one fell swipe!!!
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Posted 10/27/12

netdisorder wrote:


VanillePink wrote:

yeah.
I would tell myself not to date jerks i have dated....


Females are entranced by jerks for some reason. I think it's because a lot of girls want the drama when they are younger.


I never wanted all that drama....
Just wanted a nice bf.

When you 1st meet someone, there is no warning that he or she is a jerk.
Sometimes the surface seems nice but when you get to know him/her more meh...


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netdisorder wrote:

So was Adolf Hitler and Vlad the Impaler.

Yes, a jerk is a crap tier version of some of the worst figures in history. They don't have an army, so they fight using audible swastika's. They are what makes this world trash. The abomination of all.

I say, jerks should be purged from earth with one fell swipe!!!


I think there is a place and function for "jerks" in this world just as much as there is a place and function for nice people. :)

Posted 10/27/12
But if you wiped out all the jerks, all that would be left is the freind-zoners and humans would cease to reproduce. Jerks are essential to the human race.
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lulz u guys are funneh ^^
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Winterfells wrote:


netdisorder wrote:

So was Adolf Hitler and Vlad the Impaler.

Yes, a jerk is a crap tier version of some of the worst figures in history. They don't have an army, so they fight using audible swastika's. They are what makes this world trash. The abomination of all.

I say, jerks should be purged from earth with one fell swipe!!!


I think there is a place and function for "jerks" in this world just as much as there is a place and function for nice people. :)



Yes I agree to an extent. I would set up special internment camps for jerks. We would hold secret meetings in the Jerk headquarters. I'd call it circle jerking, where we would talk about what kind of labor we demand the jerks do next. If the jerk talks back, we simply destroy their motorcycle.



karmacide wrote:

But if you wiped out all the jerks, all that would be left is the freind-zoners and humans would cease to reproduce. Jerks are essential to the human race.


Just about as essential to the human race as all the single moms they leave behind. It's not a prosperous outlook, because most nice guys don't want to hook up with single moms.

Jerks rot and decay society by being too immature to commit.
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netdisorder wrote:

Just about as essential to the human race as all the single moms they leave behind. It's not a prosperous outlook, because most nice guys don't want to hook up with single moms.

Jerks rot and decay society by being too immature to commit.


Well yeah, how are jerks supposed to spread their seed if they get tied to one woman? Single moms can take one for the team.
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My advice to myself usually is.

Do Not forget your resolve.
Make sure that in the end I do What I want.
Don't follow
Always listen
Make sure that in the end.,a situation is fair.
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Posted 10/27/12
Follow your stomach and go get the Double Down from KFC instead of going home to eat. Sure there would have been alot of calories, but the calories would have been preferable to the hit and run driver that nailed us while we were in the crosswalk.

Close second: Don't make that bet with your 'best friend' Erin where the winner would buy the other a pair of shoes. You would have gotten a pair of shoes from Payless for $20. Erin's greedy ass had you buy the $180 pair of Jordans.
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Posted 10/27/12
Don't sleep with that first girl. You're in for a bumpy ride....... Sigh
Posted 10/27/12
DON'T YOU DARE put that love letter in his locker!! Walk away very very slowly as you remember he is an ASSHOLE.
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