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18 / Brandon, FL
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The title is self explainatory:)
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20 / M / Ohio
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Let me see
"See that cat, I'm going to eat it"
It was a dog
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18 / Brandon, FL
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"If it werent for my Horse, i wouldnt have gone to college"
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35 / M / Northern California
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jordancharacter wrote:

"If it werent for my Horse, i wouldnt have gone to college"


Love that line. Though I think it was, "I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
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18 / Brandon, FL
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Ah, your right. darn, misquoted lewis black
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35 / M / Northern California
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No stress.

If dumb reactions count, I once terribly offended a guy in high school, because I'd called him a "son of a mother." He was even ready to take it to blows, until someone explained it to him...
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lets see, this one just happened, my mom was eating a artichoke and my sister walks up to her and asked "is that a avocado? "
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18 / Brandon, FL
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Oooo bet she didnt take that well?
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640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- Bill Gates, 1981
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35 / M / Northern California
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starry wrote:

640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- Bill Gates, 1981




Oh, how times have changed...
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not me- oh, i'm a huge cat person. (has 3 birds, 2 hampsters, 4 fish and 2 dogs.)
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18 / Brandon, FL
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Ohmy god, hes dead, he cant be dead! Maybe ill bury him in the pet cemetary- Peter Griffin
Posted 10/26/12
Hurry up and get in the car!! I'm parked next to the Fire Extinguisher!!

Then i'm like Wow... WTF...
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23 / F / Sexual Chocolate
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"So how long have you been black?"

Said completely un-ironically in the most genuine voice you can imagine. I was like "Uhhhhh...always.".
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Where is my refrigerator?!
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