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"I lost your number, can you have mine?"
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I overheard this woman talk about why she left her husband because he was digging a hole in their backyard big enough to fit her in (she was a pretty hefty lady).
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1 Bananas dont grow on trees they grow on bushes.
2 Oh my gosh! he has a killion dollars. (in numbers she thought that K stands for killion)
3 Me and my brother was sitting around and i start singing. ''i am so hungery i am so hungery. My brother thought that he could join end and make the song better. why he felt that cutting the ery out of hungery would make it sound better, I dont know. When he finally realized what he had done it was already to late and I was halfway cross the room.
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"I wonder what it was like back in the 80's when everything was black and white"
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Posted 10/27/12 , edited 10/27/12

Jdaimond wrote:

1 Bananas dont grow on trees they grow on bushes.
2 Oh my gosh! he has a killion dollars. (in numbers she thought that K stands for killion)
3 Me and my brother was sitting around and i start singing. ''i am so hungery i am so hungery. My brother thought that he could join end and make the song better. why he felt that cutting the ery out of hungery would make it sound better, I dont know. When he finally realized what he had done it was already to late and I was halfway cross the room.


You spelled hungry wrong. Unless you didn't. Then... oh God. Oh God. I'm wrong. I got it wrong and then I'm gonna get it wrong again...... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The stupidest things are said by me on occasion. Well not really, I just do it to generate laughs. For instance, I was in my math class and this girl to the left of me and the guy sitting in front of be both got their tests back. Ya know after being graded. They were so happy with their scores. Well when I got mine back I got a better score than both of them. So as we were sharing scores I told them "Heh. I did the best out of all 4 of you! Heh heh!" "But there's only two of us." "Are you saying I can't count?" "No, it's just-" "Oh yeah? Well if I have six apples and I give you two how many apples do you not have?" "Four?" "Wrong! You have.... wait let me see..." *counts fingers* "You have two apples! Dumbass!" "......". Something like that. Lame I know. Don't judge me.

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Jdaimond wrote:

1 Bananas dont grow on trees they grow on bushes.
2 Oh my gosh! he has a killion dollars. (in numbers she thought that K stands for killion)
3 Me and my brother was sitting around and i start singing. ''i am so hungery i am so hungery. My brother thought that he could join end and make the song better. why he felt that cutting the ery out of hungery would make it sound better, I dont know. When he finally realized what he had done it was already to late and I was halfway cross the room.


You spelled hungry wrong. Unless you didn't. Then... oh God. Oh God. I'm wrong. I got it wrong and then I'm gonna get it wrong again...... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The stupidest things are said by me on occasion. Well not really, I just do it to generate laughs. For instance, I was in my math class and this girl to the left of me and the guy sitting in front of be both got their tests back. Ya know after being graded. They were so happy with their scores. Well when I got mine back I got a better score than both of them. So as we were sharing scores I told them "Heh. I did the best out of all 4 of you! Heh heh!" "But there's only two of us." "Are you saying I can't count?" "No, it's just-" "Oh yeah? Well if I have six apples and I give you two how many apples do you not have?" "Four?" "Wrong! You have.... wait let me see..." *counts fingers* "You have two apples! Dumbass!" "......". Something like that. Lame I know. Don't judge me.


dude that is about the funniest thing ive heard all day im gonna friend you for that alone and put u in my favs. heres a funny picture to congradulate you

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Jdaimond wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Jdaimond wrote:

1 Bananas dont grow on trees they grow on bushes.
2 Oh my gosh! he has a killion dollars. (in numbers she thought that K stands for killion)
3 Me and my brother was sitting around and i start singing. ''i am so hungery i am so hungery. My brother thought that he could join end and make the song better. why he felt that cutting the ery out of hungery would make it sound better, I dont know. When he finally realized what he had done it was already to late and I was halfway cross the room.


You spelled hungry wrong. Unless you didn't. Then... oh God. Oh God. I'm wrong. I got it wrong and then I'm gonna get it wrong again...... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The stupidest things are said by me on occasion. Well not really, I just do it to generate laughs. For instance, I was in my math class and this girl to the left of me and the guy sitting in front of be both got their tests back. Ya know after being graded. They were so happy with their scores. Well when I got mine back I got a better score than both of them. So as we were sharing scores I told them "Heh. I did the best out of all 4 of you! Heh heh!" "But there's only two of us." "Are you saying I can't count?" "No, it's just-" "Oh yeah? Well if I have six apples and I give you two how many apples do you not have?" "Four?" "Wrong! You have.... wait let me see..." *counts fingers* "You have two apples! Dumbass!" "......". Something like that. Lame I know. Don't judge me.


dude that is about the funniest thing ive heard all day im gonna friend you for that alone and put u in my favs. heres a funny picture to congradulate you



Challenged Accepted. Bitch. Oh I'm sorry that was rude. I meant thanks for the Buddy Invite. Motherfucker.

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Shrapnel893 wrote:


Jdaimond wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Jdaimond wrote:

1 Bananas dont grow on trees they grow on bushes.
2 Oh my gosh! he has a killion dollars. (in numbers she thought that K stands for killion)
3 Me and my brother was sitting around and i start singing. ''i am so hungery i am so hungery. My brother thought that he could join end and make the song better. why he felt that cutting the ery out of hungery would make it sound better, I dont know. When he finally realized what he had done it was already to late and I was halfway cross the room.


You spelled hungry wrong. Unless you didn't. Then... oh God. Oh God. I'm wrong. I got it wrong and then I'm gonna get it wrong again...... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The stupidest things are said by me on occasion. Well not really, I just do it to generate laughs. For instance, I was in my math class and this girl to the left of me and the guy sitting in front of be both got their tests back. Ya know after being graded. They were so happy with their scores. Well when I got mine back I got a better score than both of them. So as we were sharing scores I told them "Heh. I did the best out of all 4 of you! Heh heh!" "But there's only two of us." "Are you saying I can't count?" "No, it's just-" "Oh yeah? Well if I have six apples and I give you two how many apples do you not have?" "Four?" "Wrong! You have.... wait let me see..." *counts fingers* "You have two apples! Dumbass!" "......". Something like that. Lame I know. Don't judge me.


dude that is about the funniest thing ive heard all day im gonna friend you for that alone and put u in my favs. heres a funny picture to congradulate you



Challenged Accepted. Bitch. Oh I'm sorry that was rude. I meant thanks for the Buddy Invite. Motherfucker.



hey you friendly sumbitch let me school you on how to cus like a sailor. *coughs* whats up you pigly lookin punkassbitch
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girl thought credit cards were like gift cards and you just applied for them, used them up to the limit then threw them out and got another one
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"imma smack u with a gay brick" me and my friends were rapping and he said that at the end lol
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crash1187 wrote:

girl thought credit cards were like gift cards and you just applied for them, used them up to the limit then threw them out and got another one


And how old was she?


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"imma smack u with a gay brick" me and my friends were rapping and he said that at the end lol


So... a brick with a smiley face painted on it? That's new.
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Shrapnel893 wrote:


crash1187 wrote:

girl thought credit cards were like gift cards and you just applied for them, used them up to the limit then threw them out and got another one


And how old was she?


Darkdevil2000 wrote:

"imma smack u with a gay brick" me and my friends were rapping and he said that at the end lol


So... a brick with a smiley face painted on it? That's new.


yeah i have never heard of something like that and why would he smack him with it. If it had a smiley face on it then it must be used for good ententions. If it was made for smacking people with than that would be false advertisement and you got a lawsuit on your hands.

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Ur a motherf***ing gayfish
They should drop the math and language arts subjects, it would be a cajillion times more gooder
The duck went up to the lemonade stand and asked for grapes
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Ur a motherf***ing gayfish
They should drop the math and language arts subjects, it would be a cajillion times more gooder
The duck went up to the lemonade stand and asked for grapes

The last one is actually from a song from youtube

A friend of mine accidentally set a spoon of Nepheline on fire, the teacher told her to put the now flaming spoon under water and she responds with
"but what if it reacts?"
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alright I walked by a couple freshmen in the hallway back in high school and one asked the other if he was a virgin, the other one replied "not yet" and he was completly serious
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