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That professor is (negative slur) well, he is a ton more sucessful then you atm so dont critize him..
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"Yeah, 1 times 8 is 88!"
I said this deadly seriously, then I realised what I said and everyone laughed at me XD It was an accident!!
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"What? In America language please! I don't speak Japan."
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"There's no such thing as smart people in this world." - Guy from my art class.
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i was with my friend and he randomly threw a rock at a wall i looked at him confused and he said that shit gave me a headache.
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"I cannot find Alaska on this damn map!" When some guy was looking on the world map in my Earth and Environmental class two years ago.



Yea, he couldn't find Alaska.
-I don't want to live on this planet anymore...-
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I worked in a pretty high end clothing store in the city ( manhattan ) and I had a customer walk in and head downstairs and asked if we sold anything other then jeans ( she passed through sections of clothes ) She ended up buying a lot of stuff but i found that weird.
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Posted 12/11/12
God does not exist.
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26 / M / Bakersfield
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Posted 12/11/12
I really did not know how to respond to these comments:

"If people can't afford something, then they should not look at it." (don't know if this is infuriating, stupid, or selfish)

"England is the capital of France."

Both of these quotes came from people in my graduating class a few years ago. It terrifies me that the fate of the nation rests with people like this. (this is not a political comment)
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Le Friend: "Where's the Amazon?"
Me: *facepalm* "It's in Brazil you dumbass."
Le Friend: "No, Brazil's in Africa, right?"
Me:
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Posted 12/11/12
I work at Pizza Hut and I was taking a phone call.
And this lady was asking a million questions, all of which were dumb.
But the one that I was just like, "HOW ARE YOU SO STUPID?" was:

"How much is the ten dollar dinner box?"

I seriously didn't respond for like 20 seconds and waited for her to be like "Ohhhh. Riiight!!! Whoops!" But when she didn't I was like "Uhhh........... ten... dollars?"

Then she paused and was like "OH YEAH, HUH. I feel so stupid!"

"Yeah, you should," was the first thing that popped into my head. I wish I could have said it... > w<
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Posted 12/18/12
I used to work at a bank, and I would get customers come in all the time, asking why their account is overdrawn or have overdraft fees.

Obviously, they spend more than what they have in their account, and yet they want to blame the company for letting them do so.
WTF?!
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"that's what she said"
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Onced worked at a Walmart paint counter. On TWO seperate occasions I had someone call and try to match paint colors over the phone.
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