Ok so I went to Tech School with this girl that was blonde(ironic cause she wasnt the sharpest tool in the box) and she was from West Virgina and one day she and I and another friend of mine were sitting down at lunch when we saw that there was a guy sitting by himself and we told him to come sit with us. So from talking we found out that the guy was from Africa and was a immigrant just like me(I'm not from Africa)so i bonded with him. So my friends and I are walking back to our dorms when my blonde friend was like "I thought Africa was all like feed the children and stuff and like all super poor. He looks really well from someone who lived in a village" and i said "You do know that parts of Africa is modernized right? People go to South Africa for vacations all the time. I even dated this white guy that was from Johannesburg" and she says "Wait there's white people in Africa????!!! Omg how'd they get there? I thought the was only black people in Africa and that they all lived in huts and stuff"(she was dead serious when she said that)so when she said that my other friend and I had to explain colonization,the slave trade,apartheid,the British taking over everything like way back when and made her watch The Color of Friendship. Her mind was literally blown.

I will be able to walk on the sun like Dr. Manhattan.

"When gays have sex, does the penis go inside the other penis?"

O_O Are you curious ?

One of my gf's friend said she was part filipino, because her dad had a blood transfusion before she was born and thus, made her filipino.

The things she says is downright hilarious. I can not believe there are people who are THAT stupid.

"Can you get pregnant by kissing?"
Said a sixteen year old girl in my health class.

LMAO!!
Hahaha

I'm gonna use that one next time someone asks if we have a bathroom, ahaha

The other day one of my staff asked me "If I eat lamb can I get cow aids?"
She is.... She is her.

The other day i came out of the bathroom my sis came and said what were you doing. I looked at her and said you creep

*Talking about the end of the world*

Me: I can't believe people are actually going for the 2012 bullcrap still.
My Friend: At least its funny seeing them freak out. You gotta give them that
Random Person: Yeah those guys are so stupid. Like the Mayans knew about leap years
Random Person: We're gonna die in 4 years.
Me: PPPPPPFFFT *Trys to hold in a big laugh coming up any moment now*
Random Person: What idiots!
My Friend: BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Random Person: What?

Friend: The Ukraine is a part of Russia.
Me: No, it's not.
Friend: Well, it basically is. All the other countries in Europe consider it Russia.
Me: No, they don't.

"IS MEXICO PART OF THE UNITED STATES?"

No, seriously.

"The Panama Canal is in Oregon."- Said by a girl I took on a date in high school. Needless to say we never spoke again and she always wondered why.

"Lewis and Clark? Weren't those the guys who first flew?"

"Money's just made out of paper, right? Why don't we just print more?"

"Your brother's in the military? Oh, where is he? A boat? So he's, like, in the air force?" (My brother is in the marines. It would have made sense for her to say the navy. But she went with the air force instead.)

Courtesy of AP US History classmates.