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Posted 1/10/13
"The Titanic wasn't real, its just a movie."
The most 'popular' girl in my class said this.
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Posted 1/10/13
" 'Anal secretional' means poo in another language"
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Posted 1/10/13
My name is lamp O.o
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25 / M / USA
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Yeah man it'll be like hitting two rocks with one stone
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"No, there are fifty-one states!" -my step-cousin
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20 / M / Delaware
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Posted 1/10/13
At my job, telling her what the different fruits were...

"Haha, No. That isn't cantaloupe, cantaloupe is an animal".

No idiot, that's an antelope.

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Posted 1/12/13
Can you tell me what time it is?
I said "Why, you can't read the clock?"
He says, "No" and speaks perfect english. He was Mexican an 8th grader in middle school.
I said the time and he went out of French class to do something.
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Posted 1/12/13
Customer, "Is this buy one get one free?"
Me, "Yesmam."
Customer, "So, if I buy this one, the other one is free?"
Me, "Yesmam."
Customer, "So, can I just get the free one?"
Me, " "
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Posted 1/12/13
British guy I was talking to about entertainment. We get to music and...well
"I don't understand."
"What?"
"You Americans and this Dubstep!"
"Oh do tell"
"Here listen to this."
(a few songs after listening to Skrillex and Feed Me)
"Ok.. so what's your point?"
"You claim that dubstep is the shit and that British music is the best. Yet you have this great musician within the states. It's your own fault for not recognizing feed me."

Feed Me is an artist hailing from England who got a bit bigger a year or so after Sonny... Skrillex got famous-er. Feed me doesn't have that much dubstep either...
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Posted 1/12/13
friend: i choked on a piece of steak.

Idiot: Did you die?

Me: did you really just ask that right now?
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Posted 1/12/13

nkdubs wrote:

Yeah man it'll be like hitting two rocks with one stone


Okay this is just hilarious because I think I've accidentally said that, too. lol.
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Posted 1/12/13
"The Middle East is in the Middle East! Not Asia! Asia is like, Chinese and Japanese people" said my step-brother who lives with me in the "Middle East".

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Posted 1/12/13
"I cried on your mother's dick last night"

Don't ask.
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28 / F / Oklahoma
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Posted 1/12/13 , edited 1/12/13
I have a good one :P

In 11th grade we were in HONORS English and halfway through the book Moby Dick, a girl raises her hand

Teacher: "yes?"

Student: "Umm, is this like on the ocean or something??"

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bwahahahahaha.
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