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"All your base are belong to us."
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hey i got go beat up some fried
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Do you want cheese on your hamburger?
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What is Obama's last name? *facepalm to the extreme............*  -_-' |
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benihimechan wrote:
I have a good one :P
In 11th grade we were in HONORS English and halfway through the book Moby Dick, a girl raises her hand
Teacher: "yes?"
Student: "Umm, is this like on the ocean or something??"
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bwahahahahaha.
Some people are just unbelievable.
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"What? Paris is in France?"
- my friend when she arrived at Paris, France
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Burger King and Mickey D always ask me that.
Some workers say it right and some don't.
I guess the right way would be: Do you want to add cheese on your hamburger?
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"How do you wash dishes?"
And I don't mean that as in asking me how I wash dishes, but how TO wash a dish, as if this term was never heard of before.
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When country leaders say they don't want to recognise gay marriage because "Marriage is something that God intends for a man and a woman"... as if nobody in the country is atheist.
Second dumbest would be that Miss Teen USA contestant who answered something about why do you think Americans don't know where something is on the map... and she started babbling about how kids in Africa need to learn. Watch the video, it's hilarious, can't remember what she said exactly.
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*holds a pencil lead box*
''is this a pen drive?''
...I didn't know whether to play along or...
love and miss you gres.
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Whats obama's last name?- a peer
Isnt the south pole in the north?- said by a peer
Didnt darwin invent shopping ?- said by a peer
How to you spell shiny- said by a teacher !
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I was talking to a person and I told him I was from Hawaii and then he asked me if I drove here to Vegas
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In middle school during my crazy Anime Fanatic years, I wrote on the board, "Anime" while waiting for the teacher to come back to class. My classmate looked at me and asked, "What's A-Nime (aye-nime)? A candy?" I facepalmed.
In Summer School, I sat next to a Black guy. He kept looking at me and he asked if I had any answers. I replied, "No, I don't even know how to solve this problem." Then he said, "You're lying. You're an Asian, you're suppose to know everything." I gave him that honest look and I said, again, "Dude, seriously. I don't know the answer because the teacher can't teach the lesson well so I'm trying to-" He cuts me off and said, "It's because I'm black huh. You hate me and don't wanna gimme answers because I'm black huh. You racist." I sat back, showed him my blank paper, and wondered why the hell did he just use that whole "It's because I'm black." excuse.
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"I don't believe in dinosaurs. The government made those skeletons."
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This guy asked me for a new years kiss
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