whats grilled fish?

Hmm...is this a trick question?
/joking lol

"In America we can do whatever we want, we can even break the law"

All the stupidity.

"What's the difference between commenting and summarizing?"

This probably isn't as dumb as it sounds, but being a senior in high school... you'd expect that person would know by 12th grade!

The dumbest and sickest thing I've ever heard somebody say is that the Sandy Hook shootings occurred because we had "taken god out of schools". If only the people who thought that were intelligent enough to know how sick and twisted they sound.

Barack Obama is good person.

Last summer at a BLM visitor's center near the Grand Canyon:

"I know there are a lot of big wildfires right now. Will there be smoke?"

Yes, sir. Fires make smoke.

See: George W. Bush
Jessica Simpson

You finally admit to it! Praise Jebus!

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Your barking up a tree that's not gonna bark back lol

"Hello I want a cheeseburger without the cheese and the burger please" I was like ok.

Today, at work.

"Hey maan, what dis here tag say $1.99? Wha dat mean?"

It mean's it cost $1.99 stupid fuck!

Me: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Her: What does that mean?

Believe it or not, I said that... That's my deodorant, I don't wear cologne, all I can say is after that awkwardness, I'll never do that again...maybe.