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“We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls, gets broken.” from taylor swift
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"Don't step on my foot! I can go to a wheelchair."
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me: "hey dad imma go to this place and do this thing"
father enters stage left:"not allowed"
me: "why not"
father:"because i said so"
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Ex-girlfriend: My new boyfriend is hunting right now
ME: really? Whats he hunting
EX: oh you know wild cows.
ME: Wild........Cows???
EX: Yea they are cows that live in Alaska and are wild
ME: So... they don't have farms there?
EX: No They used to but all the cows escaped and know they are wild.
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killerpanda3 wrote:
Any statement that is preceded by saying hashtag. When people talk like that, I can feel a hole burning in the back of my head from the irritation I experience.
I know that feeling all too well. then the question: "What happened to the world?" plagues my mind for the next 4 hours.
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Classmate: Where's my clarinet?!
*He's holding it*
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nightbreeds wrote:
Hurry up and get in the car!! I'm parked next to the Fire Extinguisher!!
Then i'm like Wow... WTF...
not really dumb because those meter maids are fast as fuck. I saw this sassy woman cursing one out the other day she went into a store for about 1 minute lol
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"On what continent do they speak Celtic languages such as Welsh?"
"...Africa?"
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"Is the guy reading the audio for 'A Tell-Tale Heart' actually insane?!"
"Where is Japan?"
"Why do Japan and China have separate languages?"
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Classmate: You're welcome.
Me: Thank you.
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Me: Yes it is.
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Eating chinese food gave me diabitis - Anorexic friend
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Mom: on phone "Are you awake or asleep?"
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Bashment wrote:
nightbreeds wrote:
Hurry up and get in the car!! I'm parked next to the Fire Extinguisher!!
Then i'm like Wow... WTF...
not really dumb because those meter maids are fast as fuck. I saw this sassy woman cursing one out the other day she went into a store for about 1 minute lol
Lol missed the point. Its a Fire hydrant.
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Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide nightbreeds wrote:
Bashment wrote:
nightbreeds wrote:
Hurry up and get in the car!! I'm parked next to the Fire Extinguisher!!
Then i'm like Wow... WTF...
not really dumb because those meter maids are fast as fuck. I saw this sassy woman cursing one out the other day she went into a store for about 1 minute lol
Lol missed the point. Its a Fire hydrant.
maybe lol...but all i'm saying is if u park next to to one even for a minute by the time u look around someone will be writing you a ticket
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