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"There is no meat in this Veggie Spring Roll right?"
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“We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls, gets broken.” from taylor swift
that quote doesn't even make sense
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Any statement that is preceded by saying hashtag. When people talk like that, I can feel a hole burning in the back of my head from the irritation I experience.
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"Don't step on my foot! I can go to a wheelchair."

- My girlfriend's cousin.
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me: "hey dad imma go to this place and do this thing"
father enters stage left:"not allowed"
me: "why not"
father:"because i said so"
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Ex-girlfriend: My new boyfriend is hunting right now
ME: really? Whats he hunting
EX: oh you know wild cows.
ME: Wild........Cows???
EX: Yea they are cows that live in Alaska and are wild
ME: So... they don't have farms there?
EX: No They used to but all the cows escaped and know they are wild.
ME: ALRIGHT THEN
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killerpanda3 wrote:

Any statement that is preceded by saying hashtag. When people talk like that, I can feel a hole burning in the back of my head from the irritation I experience.


I know that feeling all too well. then the question: "What happened to the world?" plagues my mind for the next 4 hours.
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Classmate: Where's my clarinet?!
*He's holding it*
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nightbreeds wrote:

Hurry up and get in the car!! I'm parked next to the Fire Extinguisher!!

Then i'm like Wow... WTF...


not really dumb because those meter maids are fast as fuck. I saw this sassy woman cursing one out the other day she went into a store for about 1 minute lol
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"On what continent do they speak Celtic languages such as Welsh?"

"...Africa?"

also

"Is the guy reading the audio for 'A Tell-Tale Heart' actually insane?!"

"Where is Japan?"

"Why do Japan and China have separate languages?"

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Classmate: You're welcome.
Me: Thank you.
Classmate: Isn't it the other way around?
Me: Yes it is.
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Eating chinese food gave me diabitis - Anorexic friend
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Mom: on phone "Are you awake or asleep?"
Me: answers "No, I'm dancing."

Oh, mothers...
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22 / M / Hawaii "OAHU"
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Posted 2/2/13

Bashment wrote:


nightbreeds wrote:

Hurry up and get in the car!! I'm parked next to the Fire Extinguisher!!

Then i'm like Wow... WTF...


not really dumb because those meter maids are fast as fuck. I saw this sassy woman cursing one out the other day she went into a store for about 1 minute lol


Lol missed the point. Its a Fire hydrant.
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Lol missed the point. Its a Fire hydrant.

maybe lol...but all i'm saying is if u park next to to one even for a minute by the time u look around someone will be writing you a ticket
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