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23 / M / Hawaii "OAHU"
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Posted 2/2/13

Bashment wrote:



Lol missed the point. Its a Fire hydrant.


maybe lol...but all i'm saying is if u park next to to one even for a minute by the time u look around someone will be writing you a ticket :D

Haha that made me laugh!
Then it will be a race who can write faster and how fast I can drive away before they get my plate numbers.
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Posted 2/2/13
Reindeer's are real?!
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Honestly, I can be a real idiot when I'm sleepy. I actually said this after I woke up.

"Hey, how many quarters are there?"

At least I'm not the biggest idiot that I know.

I was talking to this one kid about school, and he was talking to me about Latin. That's when he said the following:
"Latin is not a dead language. Since everything comes from Latin, it still must be the most widely spoken language in the world."

This kid is also known for doing and saying very stupid stuff, like attempting to jump on a pole but it comes into contact with his crotch.


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"so.. <- is right and -> is left right?! tell me I'm right"
^Girl from my english class.
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24 / M
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"Is this chicken what i have or is this fish" -Jessica Simpson
She was eating a can of tuna brand name (Chicken of the sea)
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Worked in a used bookstore years ago and I had a customer come in and say

" I'm looking for a book. I don't know the name of the book, who the author is or what the book is about. Can you help me find it?"

my reaction
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well I said it myself as a greeting to a complete stranger:
"NyaaHo!"
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A Girl on X-Box Live: MW3

"Get off my vagina you homo!!"
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26 / M / Onmarus
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Posted 2/10/13
I was crossing a parking lot one day when this black lady in a car behind me started honking at me like crazy so I put my hands up and gave her a what the heck lady chill out kinda look. She then proceeded to shout "you got somethin to say to me? look at you, you know you a nerd white boy!" Mind you my skin is clearly brown along with my hair. I then replied with "oh how ironic, a racist black woman". She then threatened to "beat my ass like my momma should have", the rest is history lol.

I thought it was pretty funny that even though she could clearly see the color of my skin her racism was terribly inaccurate and also even though she didn't know a single thing about me she was right about me being a nerd. haha
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Posted 2/10/13
A girl who I hanged with back at hs asked "Where do baby pandas come from ?" lol smh
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17 / F / The land down under
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Posted 3/3/13
Teacher: Okay Analise, what country is south of Canada? (Note: we live in Canada)
Analise: uhhhh..... Quebec?
This was is the ninth grade.

" I always thought Disneyland was in the clouds."
"How do I spell my name in French?"
*Points to my friend's 3DS* "Wow, is that a Nintendo?"
"What does 'Explain' mean?"
Teacher: This was called the seven oaks incident where this guy and this guy met and fought for unknown reasons at a bunch of trees
Classmate: What's an Oak?

These are teenage girls in high school from grade 9 and 10.
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"I'm from the government and I'm here to help"
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I was on the phone speaking Tagolic and a girl walked up to me and said this: "OMIGOD! Are you speaking foreign?"
Posted 3/3/13
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YOU NO YOU CAN DIE !!! i was like tell my something new
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